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I will break out the emergency milk rations
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I will break out the emergency milk rations
*quietly and unobtrusively sits down to watch*
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
*quietly and unobtrusively sits down to watch*
Preposterous. Pray tell which punk pinged the poor machine?
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Preposterous. Pray tell which punk pinged the poor machine?
Do they have sixteen legs and eyes?
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Do they have sixteen legs and eyes?
I never wanna hear you say, the Promenade is that way
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I never wanna hear you say, the Promenade is that way
If I've learned anything from online videos, the solution is to use your limbs to unjam the intake
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If I've learned anything from online videos, the solution is to use your limbs to unjam the intake
M. Mmm. Maybe
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
M. Mmm. Maybe
The uh. The oil will help, yes.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The uh. The oil will help, yes.
*shoves an old bajoran woman out of the way* out of my WAY old bajoran woman!!
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
*shoves an old bajoran woman out of the way* out of my WAY old bajoran woman!!
*clutching eyes* AAAGGGH KIPPERRRRR
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
*clutching eyes* AAAGGGH KIPPERRRRR
This the one about getting rich by "believing in yourself" the "way he did"? (NB: he STOLE that platinum)
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This the one about getting rich by "believing in yourself" the "way he did"? (NB: he STOLE that platinum)
The long answer is, "Quark did it"
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The long answer is, "Quark did it"
Did you forget your tactical lube?
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Did you forget your tactical lube?
I have to go to a kids Christmas party tonight. How do I *tactically* act interested?
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have to go to a kids Christmas party tonight. How do I *tactically* act interested?
*looks around* Well. I have leave accumulated. *Whistles on the way to Runabout Pad C*
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
*looks around* Well. I have leave accumulated. *Whistles on the way to Runabout Pad C*
Oh.
Oh dear Q. Oh ohhhhhh it burns, it BURNS. MY STOMACH!
Can I get another bowl, chef?
Oh dear Q. Oh ohhhhhh it burns, it BURNS. MY STOMACH!
Can I get another bowl, chef?
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh.
Oh dear Q. Oh ohhhhhh it burns, it BURNS. MY STOMACH!
Can I get another bowl, chef?
Oh dear Q. Oh ohhhhhh it burns, it BURNS. MY STOMACH!
Can I get another bowl, chef?
Chief, I have never seen s'mores spelled that way. Is it Irish?
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Chief, I have never seen s'mores spelled that way. Is it Irish?
It's that time of year, Chief! I swear I did not order this raktajino with pumpkin spice...
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's that time of year, Chief! I swear I did not order this raktajino with pumpkin spice...
Tsk. I suppose there's a reason you didn't attain Kohlinar.
October 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tsk. I suppose there's a reason you didn't attain Kohlinar.
I'm sorry chief, I thought the verteron particles would add a soupçon of flavor.
October 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm sorry chief, I thought the verteron particles would add a soupçon of flavor.
Twelve cases of glistening body oil are through customs. Sitting in Cargo 2.
September 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Twelve cases of glistening body oil are through customs. Sitting in Cargo 2.
A fake O'Brien 😎 no that really did happen right? A fake you?
September 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A fake O'Brien 😎 no that really did happen right? A fake you?
Hello Chief.
Does waste extraction utilize plumbing these days or is it all just matter reclamation into the replicator?
Time is a factor.
Does waste extraction utilize plumbing these days or is it all just matter reclamation into the replicator?
Time is a factor.
September 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hello Chief.
Does waste extraction utilize plumbing these days or is it all just matter reclamation into the replicator?
Time is a factor.
Does waste extraction utilize plumbing these days or is it all just matter reclamation into the replicator?
Time is a factor.