dbutler1986.bsky.social
@dbutler1986.bsky.social
I will break out the emergency milk rations
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
*quietly and unobtrusively sits down to watch*
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Preposterous. Pray tell which punk pinged the poor machine?
January 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Do they have sixteen legs and eyes?
January 27, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I never wanna hear you say, the Promenade is that way
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If I've learned anything from online videos, the solution is to use your limbs to unjam the intake
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 PM
M. Mmm. Maybe
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The uh. The oil will help, yes.
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
*shoves an old bajoran woman out of the way* out of my WAY old bajoran woman!!
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
*clutching eyes* AAAGGGH KIPPERRRRR
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
WHAT
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This the one about getting rich by "believing in yourself" the "way he did"? (NB: he STOLE that platinum)
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The long answer is, "Quark did it"
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Did you forget your tactical lube?
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I have to go to a kids Christmas party tonight. How do I *tactically* act interested?
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
*looks around* Well. I have leave accumulated. *Whistles on the way to Runabout Pad C*
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh.

Oh dear Q. Oh ohhhhhh it burns, it BURNS. MY STOMACH!

Can I get another bowl, chef?
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Chief, I have never seen s'mores spelled that way. Is it Irish?
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It's that time of year, Chief! I swear I did not order this raktajino with pumpkin spice...
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tsk. I suppose there's a reason you didn't attain Kohlinar.
October 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
October 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm sorry chief, I thought the verteron particles would add a soupçon of flavor.
October 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Twelve cases of glistening body oil are through customs. Sitting in Cargo 2.
September 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A fake O'Brien 😎 no that really did happen right? A fake you?
September 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hello Chief.

Does waste extraction utilize plumbing these days or is it all just matter reclamation into the replicator?

Time is a factor.
September 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM