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Life long Republican; never a Nazi.
Gamblers don't gamble to win. They gamble so they can gamble again the next day.
Life long Republican; never a Nazi.
Gamblers don't gamble to win. They gamble so they can gamble again the next day.
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump has changed the mission of the Department of War Crimes by adding piracy! The US fleet will be adding a skull and cross bones flag to their masts.
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump has changed the mission of the Department of War Crimes by adding piracy! The US fleet will be adding a skull and cross bones flag to their masts.
The Gestapo is reforming! Untermench unterscharfuhrer Pam Bondi has instructed the FBI to create a list of "extremely dangerous" people who refuse to blindly obey Savior Jesus Trump's every dictate.
Keep your powder dry, the red (armband) coats are on the way!
Keep your powder dry, the red (armband) coats are on the way!
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The Gestapo is reforming! Untermench unterscharfuhrer Pam Bondi has instructed the FBI to create a list of "extremely dangerous" people who refuse to blindly obey Savior Jesus Trump's every dictate.
Keep your powder dry, the red (armband) coats are on the way!
Keep your powder dry, the red (armband) coats are on the way!
Since he is an idiot, traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump still believes that the tariffs are not driving up prices for Americans. He desperately wants his idiot followers to believe that Biden caused the economic turmoil that resulted from Trump's moronic tariffs.
String up all traitors!
String up all traitors!
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Since he is an idiot, traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump still believes that the tariffs are not driving up prices for Americans. He desperately wants his idiot followers to believe that Biden caused the economic turmoil that resulted from Trump's moronic tariffs.
String up all traitors!
String up all traitors!
As Charles Dickens foretold, the true meaning of Christmas is "Rich people paying the massively overpriced cost of healthcare for the poor."
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
As Charles Dickens foretold, the true meaning of Christmas is "Rich people paying the massively overpriced cost of healthcare for the poor."
Lying piece of shit traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump claims that the tepid bailout he promised would not be possible without tariffs. The truth is the bailout would not be necessary except for the idiot tariffs.
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Lying piece of shit traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump claims that the tepid bailout he promised would not be possible without tariffs. The truth is the bailout would not be necessary except for the idiot tariffs.
Some are outraged because some California bigoted students formed a human swastika. I'm surprised that anybody expects non-bigoted acts from Trump Voters and their children.
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Some are outraged because some California bigoted students formed a human swastika. I'm surprised that anybody expects non-bigoted acts from Trump Voters and their children.
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump stated that the Cambodia peace was a sign of his great negotiation ability. I agree; the peace deal broke down 5 days after it was signed. "An idiot negotiated deal is destined to fail"
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump stated that the Cambodia peace was a sign of his great negotiation ability. I agree; the peace deal broke down 5 days after it was signed. "An idiot negotiated deal is destined to fail"
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump has been discussing the viability of bringing back public executions to the US. Oddly enough, I agree that we need some blood in the streets, specifically send Trump Voters to the guillotine!
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump has been discussing the viability of bringing back public executions to the US. Oddly enough, I agree that we need some blood in the streets, specifically send Trump Voters to the guillotine!
Workers at the Louvre Museum voted to strike after a change to the employee dining cafeteria removed cake from the menu. Their slogan appears to be, "Mangeons du gâteau" or "Let us eat cake"
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Workers at the Louvre Museum voted to strike after a change to the employee dining cafeteria removed cake from the menu. Their slogan appears to be, "Mangeons du gâteau" or "Let us eat cake"
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump has called for a night of action against immigrants. This feels similar to the night of long knives, but perpetrated by Trump Voters; so more of a Night of Tiny Penises.
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump has called for a night of action against immigrants. This feels similar to the night of long knives, but perpetrated by Trump Voters; so more of a Night of Tiny Penises.
After receiving a "peace prize" from FIFA, traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump was heard to grumble, "I'd rather have a 'piece of chicken' from Epstein."
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
After receiving a "peace prize" from FIFA, traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump was heard to grumble, "I'd rather have a 'piece of chicken' from Epstein."
The White Supremist Court accepted the Trump administration's case on birthright citizenship. Few know that the case is an attempt to limit US citizenship to people who are "white enough".
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The White Supremist Court accepted the Trump administration's case on birthright citizenship. Few know that the case is an attempt to limit US citizenship to people who are "white enough".
Germany has brought back voluntary military service for 18-year olds. Meanwhile, Republicans in the US Senate are attempting to set up a voluntary national service program for boys ages 10-14 and another for boys age 14-18. Members will receive "dark tan" long sleeve shirts with membership.
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Germany has brought back voluntary military service for 18-year olds. Meanwhile, Republicans in the US Senate are attempting to set up a voluntary national service program for boys ages 10-14 and another for boys age 14-18. Members will receive "dark tan" long sleeve shirts with membership.
A new logo has been commissioned and on it the Department of Defense is no longer referred to as DOD. On the new logo, it is DOWC, which I assume is short for Department of War Crimes.
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
A new logo has been commissioned and on it the Department of Defense is no longer referred to as DOD. On the new logo, it is DOWC, which I assume is short for Department of War Crimes.
A leaked memo reveals the proposed theme of the next Republican Convention, "Whispers of treason"
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A leaked memo reveals the proposed theme of the next Republican Convention, "Whispers of treason"
A tell all book is about to be published about a Trump advisor who quit after only 95 days working for the 2nd Trump administration. The title is "Three months in Nazi Pedophile Hell"
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A tell all book is about to be published about a Trump advisor who quit after only 95 days working for the 2nd Trump administration. The title is "Three months in Nazi Pedophile Hell"
In a disturbing Republican trend, traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump ordered former camp Hood to be renamed to "Camp Hood. Slavery was not wrong"
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
In a disturbing Republican trend, traitor felon pedophile racist terrorist Trump ordered former camp Hood to be renamed to "Camp Hood. Slavery was not wrong"
The Whites-First House announced that it plans to keep LGBTQ+ "things" (their word, not mine) safe by temporarily relocating them to heated vacation centers it plans to build. These centers will be named after "great historic figures". The first will be named Eichmann.
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The Whites-First House announced that it plans to keep LGBTQ+ "things" (their word, not mine) safe by temporarily relocating them to heated vacation centers it plans to build. These centers will be named after "great historic figures". The first will be named Eichmann.
A leaked email from Google shows a disturbing trend of searches from the Whites-First House: someone appears to have been translating Mein Kampf. More disturbingly, the new US National Security Strategy is a 90% match for the translation.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A leaked email from Google shows a disturbing trend of searches from the Whites-First House: someone appears to have been translating Mein Kampf. More disturbingly, the new US National Security Strategy is a 90% match for the translation.
The White Supremist Court reviewed the gerrymandered district map in Texas and found it to be racist and unamerican then announced, "Wonderful job, use this map"
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The White Supremist Court reviewed the gerrymandered district map in Texas and found it to be racist and unamerican then announced, "Wonderful job, use this map"
San Francisco is suing the makers of ultra-processed foods because, "they just taste too darn good."
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
San Francisco is suing the makers of ultra-processed foods because, "they just taste too darn good."
The admiral testified in a closed door meeting that, "argh, there be no kill them all order. Me boys just got their blood up and popped off a second shot."
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The admiral testified in a closed door meeting that, "argh, there be no kill them all order. Me boys just got their blood up and popped off a second shot."
Saw a great sign, "Please clean up after your dog if it deposits Trump Voters on the grass"
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Saw a great sign, "Please clean up after your dog if it deposits Trump Voters on the grass"
I asked a Trump Voter if it was true that MAGAs greeted each other with the phrase "treason be with you". She got angry and asked if I thought all Trump Voters were traitors. I told her, "No. I don't THINK Trump Voters are all traitors." I believe she failed to understand what I actually said.
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I asked a Trump Voter if it was true that MAGAs greeted each other with the phrase "treason be with you". She got angry and asked if I thought all Trump Voters were traitors. I told her, "No. I don't THINK Trump Voters are all traitors." I believe she failed to understand what I actually said.
A "cloud seeding" startup that is attempting to save the Great Salt Lake is experiencing unexpected problems from Chimpanzee Trump Voters in Utah who are so incredibly stupid that they actually believe in the chemtrails conspiracy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A "cloud seeding" startup that is attempting to save the Great Salt Lake is experiencing unexpected problems from Chimpanzee Trump Voters in Utah who are so incredibly stupid that they actually believe in the chemtrails conspiracy.