Birkenstock make and sell socks. For some reason that defies all logic they are not called Birkensocks.

It's a good thing we don't buy flowers by weight

Currently WFH and the toddler next door, who doesn't really speak, but who does know what dinosaurs are, and is pretty sure they know what dinosaurs sound like, and, I think, may want to be a dinosaur is making me jealous of their dinosaur related free time. Anyway, hi