- A list of ancient, (occasionally comical) misdemeanors that was kept and added to by the staff
- A set of keys on a ring, one of which seems in suspiciously good condition for its age
- Ancient, well loved dog toys.

We all had a 'ripping' good time in the end.

And an AI slop regurgitating Saturn (of Devouring his Son fame) was executed for Fair Gold, which was nice.

For my part in this (GM), session intro (thank you, Therapy Vulture), and will be indulging in some of the tropiest of tropes. For satire, of course.

And our Emotion Knight has a classic Valley Girl accent "on stream", but is actually from Wigan and no one knows. So that will be fun.

2/2

I've explained "it's simple, you just..." and then trailed off into minutiae because I've forgotten I've had an idea or system squatting in my brain for ages more times than I'd like to admit.

Keep it simple is good advice, so is learning the difference between simple and familiar.

She has recently taken to bringing me her toys in the morning. She's very sure of what she wants out of life.

She's a little bit bigger now, but this is Pib.

I'm one half of a duo making a sliding puzzle game with unnecessarily deep lore and a story with big existential themes.

It's like those pokemon puzzles, but a whole game and sad.

I can't believe it is real

Fancy sharing this weird d20 of yours? I too would like a punishment shovel.

1. They often solve a problem without providing a solution (tyrant king: dead, no plan for succession, gives our loot and we'll skedaddle)

2. Goddamn it, I learnt Fireball, so I 'm going to solve this problem using Fireball.

I think proper signposting of in-game consequence solves both of these.

As a teacher (and autistic myself), it really seems that no decisions are made with any consideration of downstream consequences for anything other than the spreadsheet. Especially when it comes to SEND provision.

I hope a solution that works for your son and for you is found soon

If you're up for something daft and different, I have a chaotic one page that you can play for free here:
dbnolan.itch.io/lute-the-body

If not me, then Spire: the City Must Fall is pretty great for one shots

Great game this, everything about it is gorgeous and considered.

That is to say, I was going to suggest this too!

- We have an agreed day that is the same every week.
- We will play our main campaign if 1 player is missing.
- We will play a one shot in a different system if 2 players are missing
- The whole group shouldn't be punished because someone can't make it.
- FOMO is a great attendance driver.

As long as they're clear that, however the clock moves forward, time will continue to pass - it should be fine.

Even better if the challenge at time up is still accessible but ultimately much harder if resource collection has been neglected.

It's fine, as long as the players are on board. Time pressures naturally preclude a lot of sidequests and "for the sake of it" explorations.

This is a double edged sword of a streamlined game that risks feeling flattened and possibly samey as the nature of the deadline drives behaviour.

It should always be used in conjunction with "no, but" and the very occasional hard "no".

Yes, we are creating a shared fiction but we are also playing within a shared rule space. A dependence on "yes, and" can flex, fatigue and eventually break agreed boundaries of both the fiction and rulespace.

Wrong? No, quite the contrary: evil chuckles are like vegetables, you should be aiming for 5 portions of evil mirth every day.

Maybe just don't enact every last one, unless they are all particularly good.

Hell yeah. Horrors beyond comprehension and a brightly coloured palette is 100% a vibe.