David Hines
@dbh1ne2.bsky.social
"Nothing dollarable is ever safe, however guarded." - John Muir
I mean, dear God - the people who put on the parade in 'Fun in Balloon Land' did a better job!
June 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I mean, dear God - the people who put on the parade in 'Fun in Balloon Land' did a better job!
I've thought Jake Tapper was an arrogant fraud for years - glad he's finally revealed himself in a way that is undeniable.
You're not Cronkite, Jake.
You're not Woodward and/or Bernstein, Jake
You're next in line for Jesse Watters job.
You're not Cronkite, Jake.
You're not Woodward and/or Bernstein, Jake
You're next in line for Jesse Watters job.
June 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I've thought Jake Tapper was an arrogant fraud for years - glad he's finally revealed himself in a way that is undeniable.
You're not Cronkite, Jake.
You're not Woodward and/or Bernstein, Jake
You're next in line for Jesse Watters job.
You're not Cronkite, Jake.
You're not Woodward and/or Bernstein, Jake
You're next in line for Jesse Watters job.
It's okay - now that everything's crumbling around him, he can become the unfunny prop comic he's always wanted to be!
May 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's okay - now that everything's crumbling around him, he can become the unfunny prop comic he's always wanted to be!
I know he thinks his official portrait makes him look like a tough, scary strongman... but to me he looks like Pearl Forrester from MST3K making a silly evil face.
(My apologies to @maryjopehl.bsky.social)
(My apologies to @maryjopehl.bsky.social)
January 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I know he thinks his official portrait makes him look like a tough, scary strongman... but to me he looks like Pearl Forrester from MST3K making a silly evil face.
(My apologies to @maryjopehl.bsky.social)
(My apologies to @maryjopehl.bsky.social)
I love the scene where the Thing describes the spirit of Christmas.
He gets it right, which is how they know he's not human.
He gets it right, which is how they know he's not human.
December 20, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I love the scene where the Thing describes the spirit of Christmas.
He gets it right, which is how they know he's not human.
He gets it right, which is how they know he's not human.
Seriously thought the Google Search image today was Chuck Connors in 'Tourist Trap.'
December 17, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Seriously thought the Google Search image today was Chuck Connors in 'Tourist Trap.'
Uh, guys? I know what the drones are.
(special magician/hypnotist voice) "Misdirection..."
In two months (once the shitshow REALLY takes over) you'll barely remember them at all.
(special magician/hypnotist voice) "Misdirection..."
In two months (once the shitshow REALLY takes over) you'll barely remember them at all.
December 15, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Uh, guys? I know what the drones are.
(special magician/hypnotist voice) "Misdirection..."
In two months (once the shitshow REALLY takes over) you'll barely remember them at all.
(special magician/hypnotist voice) "Misdirection..."
In two months (once the shitshow REALLY takes over) you'll barely remember them at all.
That photo of Trump used on literally every news show and in most newspapers is seven years old.
I wonder why they don't use a more recent... oh, right.
I wonder why they don't use a more recent... oh, right.
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
That photo of Trump used on literally every news show and in most newspapers is seven years old.
I wonder why they don't use a more recent... oh, right.
I wonder why they don't use a more recent... oh, right.