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he/him - immune to taunt - retire hanlon’s razor - pack the court - outstanding online acquaintance
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Roses are red
War crimes are crime
WhiWhite House Confirms and Defends 2nd Strike on Boat, Contradicting Trumpte House Confirms Striking Alleged Drug Boat Second Time
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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These names are real?
October 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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This is fucking gross.
“While Apple is a private company and not bound by the First Amendment, the move raises alarms among civil-liberties advocates who see it as a corporate extension of state secrecy. “By applying protections meant for vulnerable groups to shield government actors, Apple has created — within its own ecosystem — a new kind of protected class: state power itself.”
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Captain Picard’s about to tell ‘em how many b’s there are
August 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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It is 2025.
Doctor Manhattan considers this moment from his seat on a rock on mars in 2025
July 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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lol
Screenshot of mobile safari’s search results suggestions for the partial text “when is ga”. Top suggested complete search is “when is gavin newsom’s term over”.
June 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Unedited and unmanipulated photo showing plain as day a tattoo saying MS13 on Mike waltz’s hand, holy smokes you guys
May 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The Watcher ponders the question, what if… I called Barron Trump a broke piece of shit?
April 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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i cannot, sorry. cat tho
April 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Little Lost Robot, 1947:
However, Dr. Calvin adds further urgency by postulating a situation whereby the altered law could allow the robot to harm or even kill a person. The robot could drop a weight on a human below that it knew it could catch before it injured the potential victim. Upon releasing the weight however, its altered programming would allow it to simply let the weight drop, since it would have played no further active part in the resulting injury.
March 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Century Bob training dummy with elon's face
March 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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david bowman gazes with awe toward the camera. before losing contact with mission control, he remarks "my god everything's computer"
March 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I’m in.
Aragorn pledges his sword; Legolas pledges his dishwashing machine; Gimli pledges his light bulb. The fellowship of the ring cameras is born
March 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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If wealth is a sign of intelligence then i guess musk is 10% dumber today
Stock chart showing TSLA down more than 10% in half a day
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I was on baking duty today.
Rolls, finished baking Cinnamon rolls, baked and iced; two loaves of fresh oatmeal bread in the background. Unbaked cinnamon rolls resting in the fridge overnight. Unbaked rolls, after second rise, fighting for space.
November 29, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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Foster cats Sylvester and Big Gray gaze at you distractingly
Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) and blue tabby (Big Gray) sit on a fuzzy blanket in a blue basket looking very content Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) lounges on his back while blue tabby (Big Gray) considers his next move Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) lounges on his back while getting a bath from blue tabby (Big Gray) Cats: Blue/white tuxedo (Sylvester) and blue tabby (Big Gray) snuggle on a bed
November 6, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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VIRTURAL 3D
October 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Well said. This is the point I was trying to make, perhaps less eloquently.
October 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Me, waiting for popehat to get out of trial:
moo deng watches patiently from behind a tree
October 2, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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September 15, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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More foster kittens!
Poster is holding a six week old meowing kitten next to his face.
September 7, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Foster kitten
September 7, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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What’s wrong with being classy?
September 2, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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September 2, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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Tap and hold the o button on your keyboard:
August 20, 2024 at 1:57 AM