David Barker
dbarker1908.bsky.social
David Barker
@dbarker1908.bsky.social
Socialist. Atheist. Punk.
My claim relates to the provision of "Juke Box money".
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Caesar Blue
October 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thanks, no one got hurt but it's a proper faff on!
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'm reading a book about sponges, I'm absorbed in it.
October 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
"Takeaway pain, leave swelling".
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If he's a journalist I'm a box of after dinner mints.
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I realise they don't care but I'd have more respect if they just said "yep I did it for a bucketload of cash". These pathetic attempts to justify their greed are embarrassing.
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I can't take it anymore.
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We haven't even got hover boots.
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Them 8 inchers do indeed look like they would require 31% less force to cut (good serrated edging) but I'm not having it for them 5 and a quarterers. They look like they'd need 12% MORE force to cut!
October 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Pigeons may talk in a Boston accent but they think in Welsh language.
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Veronica by Elvis Costello.
October 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The ties that blind.
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Eve of destruction.
September 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Heated Rear Window.
September 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
The problem is they don't mind being called fascists, they're proud of it.
September 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
It's a "wonderful" life.
September 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Thank you for this important clarification.
September 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Calpol gives you herpes. I had Calpol as a child and now...well...you know.
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 PM
JRM proves what a Muppet he is.
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I only got ruptured.
September 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
But they're still not free!
September 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM