Darren
@dazzy04.bsky.social
Audiologist. Aston Uni graduate, NHS worker, former MFL teacher 🇫🇷 🇪🇸, technology geek, people-watcher 🏳️🌈 🦻
📍 Devon, UK
📍 Devon, UK
Ooh! I’ve just turned 40 so would be interested to know more about this magical potion! 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Ooh! I’ve just turned 40 so would be interested to know more about this magical potion! 😂
Cats are amazing. 😻 Hope you’re okay 🤗
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Cats are amazing. 😻 Hope you’re okay 🤗
Christmas *trees* plural?!
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Christmas *trees* plural?!
I get this a lot at work. “You’re too young to have hearing aids!” to which I often reply I’ve had them since I was about 3 years old. 🤷♂️
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I get this a lot at work. “You’re too young to have hearing aids!” to which I often reply I’ve had them since I was about 3 years old. 🤷♂️
I feel positively ancient!
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I feel positively ancient!
Well done. But also you deserve books if you want them!! 📚📚📚
October 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well done. But also you deserve books if you want them!! 📚📚📚
Sell it as a one-off abstract piece and make your millions!
October 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Sell it as a one-off abstract piece and make your millions!
To be fair I have also seen the same ad but addressed to mums. But in isolation it looks a bit rubbish.
October 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
To be fair I have also seen the same ad but addressed to mums. But in isolation it looks a bit rubbish.
He doesn’t look all that happy. Maybe he got a splinter on the way down?! 😂
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
He doesn’t look all that happy. Maybe he got a splinter on the way down?! 😂
Didn’t realise this was today. Guess I’ve missed it 🤷♂️
September 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Didn’t realise this was today. Guess I’ve missed it 🤷♂️
How did you manage that?!
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
How did you manage that?!
Haven’t you always been the latter, though?!
September 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Haven’t you always been the latter, though?!
Not sure if ‘Big’ is any good? Quite simple but it might do the job. Can’t save flashcards as such, but it does keep them in ‘Recent’ for easy access.
September 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Not sure if ‘Big’ is any good? Quite simple but it might do the job. Can’t save flashcards as such, but it does keep them in ‘Recent’ for easy access.
I still don’t understand who signed off on all this. It’s horrible. 😢
September 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I still don’t understand who signed off on all this. It’s horrible. 😢
It’s a hard life(!) Enjoy! ☺️
September 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It’s a hard life(!) Enjoy! ☺️
I feel you. I’m 40 in 2 months’ time but I’m totally not ready for it yet. Feels like such a life milestone!
September 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I feel you. I’m 40 in 2 months’ time but I’m totally not ready for it yet. Feels like such a life milestone!