Dazzsum
@dazzsum.bsky.social
Father of 2, 🇬🇧, ally to most except right wing nut jobs. Love games, movies, tv shows and books. Mainly here to amuse myself so if you like what I say come along for the ride.
https://ko-fi.com/dazzsum1106 because why not? Never know!
https://ko-fi.com/dazzsum1106 because why not? Never know!
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Dazzsum
@dazzsum.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Because everybody seems to be doing it. (In no particular order)
-Scrubs
-RDR2
-Silent Hill
-Marvel
-Cities Skylines 2
-Minecraft
-Dead Rising
-Horrors
-Comedy
-Reading
-Positivity
-Mental Health
-Pokemon
-Yu-Gi-Oh!
-Dragon ball (Z/Super/Abridged)
-WWE
-Prince of all Saiyans
That is all
#PromoSky
-Scrubs
-RDR2
-Silent Hill
-Marvel
-Cities Skylines 2
-Minecraft
-Dead Rising
-Horrors
-Comedy
-Reading
-Positivity
-Mental Health
-Pokemon
-Yu-Gi-Oh!
-Dragon ball (Z/Super/Abridged)
-WWE
-Prince of all Saiyans
That is all
#PromoSky
When googling Gary Oldman, there’s no letter more important to remember than the R.
Follow me for more safety tips.
Follow me for more safety tips.
December 10, 2024 at 3:27 PM
When googling Gary Oldman, there’s no letter more important to remember than the R.
Follow me for more safety tips.
Follow me for more safety tips.
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When you say ‘I’ll do it tomorrow,’ just remember; that’s Future You’s problem. And Future You is you, but more tired.
December 7, 2024 at 6:01 PM
When you say ‘I’ll do it tomorrow,’ just remember; that’s Future You’s problem. And Future You is you, but more tired.
Christmas is just a race to see which runs out first: my holiday cheer, my bank account, or my patience with Mariah Carey.
December 5, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Christmas is just a race to see which runs out first: my holiday cheer, my bank account, or my patience with Mariah Carey.
My kid asked me why we never see elephants hiding in trees. I said, ‘Because they’re really good at it.’
They stared at me, unimpressed. So I added, ‘and if you ever see a giraffe hiding in the refrigerator, just close the door quietly. It’s doing its best.’
They stared at me, unimpressed. So I added, ‘and if you ever see a giraffe hiding in the refrigerator, just close the door quietly. It’s doing its best.’
December 5, 2024 at 8:32 AM
My kid asked me why we never see elephants hiding in trees. I said, ‘Because they’re really good at it.’
They stared at me, unimpressed. So I added, ‘and if you ever see a giraffe hiding in the refrigerator, just close the door quietly. It’s doing its best.’
They stared at me, unimpressed. So I added, ‘and if you ever see a giraffe hiding in the refrigerator, just close the door quietly. It’s doing its best.’
Things I thought I’d outgrow:
- Staying up late for no reason
- Craving junk food at the worst times
- Procrastinating important stuff
Things I actually outgrew:
- Caring about people’s opinions
- Listening to bad advice
- Folding fitted sheets
Growth is weird.
- Staying up late for no reason
- Craving junk food at the worst times
- Procrastinating important stuff
Things I actually outgrew:
- Caring about people’s opinions
- Listening to bad advice
- Folding fitted sheets
Growth is weird.
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Things I thought I’d outgrow:
- Staying up late for no reason
- Craving junk food at the worst times
- Procrastinating important stuff
Things I actually outgrew:
- Caring about people’s opinions
- Listening to bad advice
- Folding fitted sheets
Growth is weird.
- Staying up late for no reason
- Craving junk food at the worst times
- Procrastinating important stuff
Things I actually outgrew:
- Caring about people’s opinions
- Listening to bad advice
- Folding fitted sheets
Growth is weird.
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We must do more to highlight the good things Labour are doing, Labour must do more to highlight the good they are doing. Make no mistake we are currently headed to a Reform government in 2029, it will be the end of the UK. PERCEPTION IS REALITY! People need to feel it to believe it!
South Western, C2C, and Greater Anglia to be renationalised
The rail operators will be renationalised in May, as part of the government's manifesto promise.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 AM
We must do more to highlight the good things Labour are doing, Labour must do more to highlight the good they are doing. Make no mistake we are currently headed to a Reform government in 2029, it will be the end of the UK. PERCEPTION IS REALITY! People need to feel it to believe it!
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Sofishticated.
December 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
Sofishticated.
** Every parent has 3 moods:
1. ‘Stop jumping on the couch.’
2. ‘Fine, eat ice cream for dinner, I don’t care anymore.’
3. ‘Why is there glitter in the dog’s fur and how did you manage to jailbreak the microwave?’
**Parenting is just vibes, no instruction manual.
1. ‘Stop jumping on the couch.’
2. ‘Fine, eat ice cream for dinner, I don’t care anymore.’
3. ‘Why is there glitter in the dog’s fur and how did you manage to jailbreak the microwave?’
**Parenting is just vibes, no instruction manual.
December 4, 2024 at 5:01 PM
** Every parent has 3 moods:
1. ‘Stop jumping on the couch.’
2. ‘Fine, eat ice cream for dinner, I don’t care anymore.’
3. ‘Why is there glitter in the dog’s fur and how did you manage to jailbreak the microwave?’
**Parenting is just vibes, no instruction manual.
1. ‘Stop jumping on the couch.’
2. ‘Fine, eat ice cream for dinner, I don’t care anymore.’
3. ‘Why is there glitter in the dog’s fur and how did you manage to jailbreak the microwave?’
**Parenting is just vibes, no instruction manual.
Me: ‘I’ll just rest my eyes for 5 minutes.’
Also me: wakes up 2 hours later confused, dehydrated, and wondering what year it is.
Why is this the most universal human experience?
Also me: wakes up 2 hours later confused, dehydrated, and wondering what year it is.
Why is this the most universal human experience?
December 4, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Me: ‘I’ll just rest my eyes for 5 minutes.’
Also me: wakes up 2 hours later confused, dehydrated, and wondering what year it is.
Why is this the most universal human experience?
Also me: wakes up 2 hours later confused, dehydrated, and wondering what year it is.
Why is this the most universal human experience?
Watching movies as a parent is just hitting ‘pause’ every 10 minutes because someone needs water, a snack, or an explanation of the entire plot so far.
December 3, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Watching movies as a parent is just hitting ‘pause’ every 10 minutes because someone needs water, a snack, or an explanation of the entire plot so far.
Watching movies as a parent is just hitting ‘pause’ every 10 minutes because someone needs to pee, a snack, or an explanation of the entire plot so far.
December 3, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Watching movies as a parent is just hitting ‘pause’ every 10 minutes because someone needs to pee, a snack, or an explanation of the entire plot so far.
No one warns you that parenting is 50% raising your kids and 50% hiding snacks you don’t want to share.
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
No one warns you that parenting is 50% raising your kids and 50% hiding snacks you don’t want to share.
Me: I’ll go to bed early tonight.
Also me at 2AM: What was the exact moment I ruined my life? Let’s review.
Also me at 2AM: What was the exact moment I ruined my life? Let’s review.
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Me: I’ll go to bed early tonight.
Also me at 2AM: What was the exact moment I ruined my life? Let’s review.
Also me at 2AM: What was the exact moment I ruined my life? Let’s review.
Life’s like a cluttered fridge: full of surprises, some expired, some fresh. You’ll find a mystery container (don’t open it), but also your favorite leftovers. The key? Toss the bad, savor the good, and never forget—everyone’s fridge hums a little weird, and that’s perfectly fine.
December 2, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Life’s like a cluttered fridge: full of surprises, some expired, some fresh. You’ll find a mystery container (don’t open it), but also your favorite leftovers. The key? Toss the bad, savor the good, and never forget—everyone’s fridge hums a little weird, and that’s perfectly fine.
When your daughter comes to you for help on her homework and you find out A. It’s due in the next day. B. She hasn’t done any of it. C. She’s had the assignment for over a month and not said a word. 🤦🏻
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
When your daughter comes to you for help on her homework and you find out A. It’s due in the next day. B. She hasn’t done any of it. C. She’s had the assignment for over a month and not said a word. 🤦🏻
How has it taken me this long to play Alan wake 2. Loved the first one and we sing has got to be one of the greatest chapters in video gaming history.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people with the words that friday feeling !!! above him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people with the words that friday feeling !!! above him
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 11:34 PM
How has it taken me this long to play Alan wake 2. Loved the first one and we sing has got to be one of the greatest chapters in video gaming history.
Do you know why there are no vampires in Africa?
Vampires are hurt by holy water and as we all know… they bless the rains down in Africa.
Vampires are hurt by holy water and as we all know… they bless the rains down in Africa.
November 29, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Do you know why there are no vampires in Africa?
Vampires are hurt by holy water and as we all know… they bless the rains down in Africa.
Vampires are hurt by holy water and as we all know… they bless the rains down in Africa.
I don't tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he laughs.
November 29, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I don't tell dad jokes that often. But when I do, he laughs.
Put on Arkham Knight for first time in a while to continue new game plus and boy. I managed to complete a few missions that I’d been struggling on which caused me to stop playing. Now I’ve got stuck on the final Lamb to the Slaughter mission. 😫
November 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Put on Arkham Knight for first time in a while to continue new game plus and boy. I managed to complete a few missions that I’d been struggling on which caused me to stop playing. Now I’ve got stuck on the final Lamb to the Slaughter mission. 😫
So Robin Hood robs from the rich and gives to the poor… now the poor are rich and the rich are poor. Does Robin Hood now rob from the former poor now rich people and give to the former rich now poor people making the rich rich again and the poor poor?
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
So Robin Hood robs from the rich and gives to the poor… now the poor are rich and the rich are poor. Does Robin Hood now rob from the former poor now rich people and give to the former rich now poor people making the rich rich again and the poor poor?