Darren
@dazzlesofficial.bsky.social
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Someone fell ill at @ollyalexander.bsky.social gig last night. He noticed, stopped the band, and got help to them instantly. What a complete professional and he puts on a bleedin’ good show 🥰
April 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Someone fell ill at @ollyalexander.bsky.social gig last night. He noticed, stopped the band, and got help to them instantly. What a complete professional and he puts on a bleedin’ good show 🥰
The instalment guy is here to sort my router and he’s possibly the cutest little pup I’ve ever seen 😍
January 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The instalment guy is here to sort my router and he’s possibly the cutest little pup I’ve ever seen 😍
Oooft the Eccles line is smelling ripe this morning 🫠
January 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Oooft the Eccles line is smelling ripe this morning 🫠
NEW YEAR, NEW ME (ntal breakdown)
December 31, 2024 at 3:02 PM
NEW YEAR, NEW ME (ntal breakdown)
When you’re asked to ‘dress’ the dinner table because you “you have a flare for that sort of thing”
December 25, 2024 at 12:00 PM
When you’re asked to ‘dress’ the dinner table because you “you have a flare for that sort of thing”
My Mam keeps saying she’s “going to the cellar for more wine”. The shed, she’s going to the garden shed.
December 25, 2024 at 11:28 AM
My Mam keeps saying she’s “going to the cellar for more wine”. The shed, she’s going to the garden shed.
Let’s hope hungover elves don’t go on the naughty list. Happy Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Let’s hope hungover elves don’t go on the naughty list. Happy Christmas!
Not even 1.30pm and it already feels like bedtime. I literally hate this time of year
December 15, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Not even 1.30pm and it already feels like bedtime. I literally hate this time of year
Feel like I’ve ran my tongue from one end of Soho to the other this morning. Hungover as feck.
December 8, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Feel like I’ve ran my tongue from one end of Soho to the other this morning. Hungover as feck.
Shoutout to Pret at Piccadilly for blasting out Hopelessly Devoted To You this morning
December 7, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Shoutout to Pret at Piccadilly for blasting out Hopelessly Devoted To You this morning
Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
a woman in a red jacket is smiling and says happy needless turkey murder day .
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November 28, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Dreamt I was running around a hotel wearing a long flowing wedding dress. Last time I’ll have cheese before bed.
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Dreamt I was running around a hotel wearing a long flowing wedding dress. Last time I’ll have cheese before bed.
I really miss Desperate Housewives tbh
November 25, 2024 at 12:53 PM
I really miss Desperate Housewives tbh
Just adding Dean McCullough to my list of ‘People I Never Want to See On TV’. Completing the Top 3 alongside Amanda Holden and Stephen Mulhern #ImACeleb
November 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Just adding Dean McCullough to my list of ‘People I Never Want to See On TV’. Completing the Top 3 alongside Amanda Holden and Stephen Mulhern #ImACeleb
Patiently waiting for my £81.7m Uber XXXXL to arrive
November 24, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Patiently waiting for my £81.7m Uber XXXXL to arrive
Curled up in front of the fire and having a movie day with this beauty today.
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Curled up in front of the fire and having a movie day with this beauty today.
I need to be on a beach with my jebs out, not wrapped up like a burrito.
November 21, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I need to be on a beach with my jebs out, not wrapped up like a burrito.
Honest ta God, my nipples have been hard all day. I’m not made for these temperatures
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Honest ta God, my nipples have been hard all day. I’m not made for these temperatures
Where’s all this snow I was threatened with?
November 19, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Where’s all this snow I was threatened with?
Do I need this monstrosity in my life??
November 17, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Do I need this monstrosity in my life??
Another load of gays switching from the ✖️app. Bluesky be like
an elderly woman is holding a piece of paper that says go on .
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November 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Another load of gays switching from the ✖️app. Bluesky be like
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I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background
November 15, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background
Had a lovely dream that I owned a Christmas Decorations store back in my home town, when a fancy competitor opened up next door. Verged on living in a #Hallmark movie
a man in a denim jacket is smiling while talking about a movie idea .
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November 15, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Had a lovely dream that I owned a Christmas Decorations store back in my home town, when a fancy competitor opened up next door. Verged on living in a #Hallmark movie
The sun being out today is just glorious, innit. Does wonders for ya mood.
November 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
The sun being out today is just glorious, innit. Does wonders for ya mood.