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Jenn
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I count beans 🫘 and I sometimes make music and I'm a tnbc guy 🍒 so I talk about cancer sometimes
make-waste.com 🎸
saygoodbyetothese.substack.com 😷
May 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
He is enchanted and honestly i get it
March 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
HUGE NEWS
March 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sept 2023: the IRS creates thousands of new positions in order to focus on compliance audits *specifically* for large corporations and high earning individuals

Feb 2025: DOGE fires thousands of IRS employees who are still "probationary" (read: purges all staff hired in the past couple years)
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February 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He is purring so loud...I think he genuinely loves his new shirt and I am so happy for him 💜
February 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Crazy feeling to be googling surgical options for complex labral tears & early osteoarthritis of the hip while your whole body is achey from swimming & inflamed from residual immunotherapy side effects & to have your photos app notify you that this was happening on a random february day 10 years ago
February 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A pro tip for having a small dog is always buy doubles of your little hoodies, in two different sizes, just in case you get her a large cat bff down the road and they need to coordinate their fits. Doubles is safe.
February 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My son the himbo
February 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We did a last minute airbnb switcheroo for a valentines weekend bud getaway and somehow lucked into an insane midcentury paradise for half off? It had like 3.5 living rooms and was filled with cool shit? House so nice it had us contemplating squatters' rights...
February 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Really gotta get some frames and hangers and proper wall space for this stack of guys (microphones poster not pictured)
February 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I feel bad talking smack about my beautiful weird son but he keeps sitting under this reading lamp and making this face and it makes him look just like Ripley's sad gooey baby from Alien 4. REALLY not doing him any favors! I have told him this! He is not listening!!
February 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Another person I went on a date with said this and I still think about it a lot. Put it on my tombstone.
February 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hell yeah bro I love BSG it's my favorite show
@decafweed.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here it is again--won't stop until the beast (the TNBC Foundation donate button) is fed.
TNBC research is right in the line of fire when federal grants and equitable access to care for underserved populations are being dismantled, which will tangibly add to this administration's body count
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Guys I posted a 4 song EP to Bandcamp on a whim today with the intention of donating any money anyone pays me for it to the TNBC Foundation. You can find it here:
jennpellerin.bandcamp.com/album/neutro...
January 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wait is this anything?
January 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Where I'm Skeeting From (fyi)
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
To be fair, this is me
January 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When you wanna hang out with the bro but the bro had a big day yesterday and just wants to lay low OK???
January 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Why is Jenn going absolutely hog wild on bluesky right now?"
Because I am (stockholm syndrome style) chillin in a chemo suite, but with a visitor sticker this time. Someone's gotta bring my gramma soda fountain lemonade and show her Raymond Carver poems ok? But when she snoozes, it's goblin time.
January 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me before skeeting that last skeet/me before saying anything ever about any metal-adjacent dude from Scandinavia
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
They're usually hanging out in caves or commuting to work (in caves) or like gathering flowers in the meadow but mostly I'm pretty sure goblincore means any music with goofy vocals that you can make wiggly Mr. Burns prayer hands too while going "heeheehee"
January 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM