Darren Newman
@dazzalldarren.bsky.social
Half wit enjoying half wit things
A delight to see you all back
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
A delight to see you all back
That's POTUS to you!
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 PM
That's POTUS to you!
What does Bill Beaumont know!?!
January 20, 2026 at 11:05 PM
What does Bill Beaumont know!?!
I bet dad's best times
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I bet dad's best times
I like to assign a random celebrity to each fess before reading, for extra fun.
This fess, for instance, was sent in by @jamesblunt.com in my imagination
This fess, for instance, was sent in by @jamesblunt.com in my imagination
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I like to assign a random celebrity to each fess before reading, for extra fun.
This fess, for instance, was sent in by @jamesblunt.com in my imagination
This fess, for instance, was sent in by @jamesblunt.com in my imagination
This is someone too young to have paused VHS/Betamax porn and been confronted by two people suffering from advanced Parkinson's
January 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
This is someone too young to have paused VHS/Betamax porn and been confronted by two people suffering from advanced Parkinson's
Those redactions use up a lot of printer ink
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Those redactions use up a lot of printer ink
Me trying to find that thing we saw just after arriving at IKEA, that we now want to buy.
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Me trying to find that thing we saw just after arriving at IKEA, that we now want to buy.
BEST NEWS OF THE YEAR SO FAR
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
BEST NEWS OF THE YEAR SO FAR
My New Year's resolution is to stop being immature.
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Willies!!!!
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Bugger
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Willies!!!!
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Bugger
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
My New Year's resolution is to stop being immature.
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Willies!!!!
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Bugger
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Willies!!!!
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Bugger
My weekly shop used to be with Asda.
That stopped when they began advertising with these, and other, hate filled media
That stopped when they began advertising with these, and other, hate filled media
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
My weekly shop used to be with Asda.
That stopped when they began advertising with these, and other, hate filled media
That stopped when they began advertising with these, and other, hate filled media
Or call 01 811 8055
December 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Or call 01 811 8055
That looks delicious
December 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
That looks delicious
🎼 🎶 Mooncup dot com 🎵
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🎼 🎶 Mooncup dot com 🎵
"A huge faecal lasagne"
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December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"A huge faecal lasagne"
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Hi Ed,
I chose to get a ticket for whenever the show is rearranged. Do you know if it is likely to still go ahead?
I chose to get a ticket for whenever the show is rearranged. Do you know if it is likely to still go ahead?
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hi Ed,
I chose to get a ticket for whenever the show is rearranged. Do you know if it is likely to still go ahead?
I chose to get a ticket for whenever the show is rearranged. Do you know if it is likely to still go ahead?
Bloody hope not!
Most of my sexual partners are in the morgue I work at.
Most of my sexual partners are in the morgue I work at.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bloody hope not!
Most of my sexual partners are in the morgue I work at.
Most of my sexual partners are in the morgue I work at.
First wood she's seen at the White House that hasn't repulsed her
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
First wood she's seen at the White House that hasn't repulsed her
My uncle tried to show the local kids his python, and now he's on a register
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My uncle tried to show the local kids his python, and now he's on a register
RUBY GOT A MOO COW!!!!!
I will repeat because it's important.
RUBY GOT A MOO COW!!!!!!!!
I will repeat because it's important.
RUBY GOT A MOO COW!!!!!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
RUBY GOT A MOO COW!!!!!
I will repeat because it's important.
RUBY GOT A MOO COW!!!!!!!!
I will repeat because it's important.
RUBY GOT A MOO COW!!!!!!!!
Aahh
Our lil Daisy list her fight Thursday at 14 and a half.
Loving seeing a world of doggos
Our lil Daisy list her fight Thursday at 14 and a half.
Loving seeing a world of doggos
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Aahh
Our lil Daisy list her fight Thursday at 14 and a half.
Loving seeing a world of doggos
Our lil Daisy list her fight Thursday at 14 and a half.
Loving seeing a world of doggos
He looks like a fighter
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
He looks like a fighter