looking to get a new tv so i decided to check the “black friday” deals.

amazon pls dont pmo rn. wtf is this “deal?” like just call me a slur instead.

#blackfriday #amazon #wtf

my fiancée wanted to combine our books and put all hers up first… and took up half of every shelf.

she’s telling me to mix spanish grammar books with my highly curated trophies

someone pls tell me you understand

gays what are we doing with our hands in pictures?

i only know what to do with them when they’re inside ur mom 😔

dropping for the alg #dykesinbikinis

my deciding motivator for dressing myself is “would the hicks from my hometown call me a slur”

*My fiancee wondering if i still love her bc I’ve been quiet for 10 minutes*

Me in my head fighting demons: