Which is worse: one giant paint bubble, or two giant paint bubbles? And do you think that they couldn’t get any bigger?

Can always count on my wife

As a DM I find it disrespectful that I didn’t kill my players characters in DnD and they haven’t even thanked me once.

I could easily beat Wolverine

Just found out my net worth is six figures if I include the decimals

So long ( soooo loooooong )