Dayton Ward
@daytonward.bsky.social
New York Times bestselling word pusher. Husband. Dad. Trekkie. Rush fan (band). Tampa Bay Bucs fan. Knows where his towel is. Immortal for a limited time.
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When you arrived at the party the day before and drank all the good booze so now you’re waiting for everyone else to show up.
#VeteransDay
#VeteransDay
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
When you arrived at the party the day before and drank all the good booze so now you’re waiting for everyone else to show up.
#VeteransDay
#VeteransDay
November 4th, 1977.
Them: “You can’t hear a picture.”
Fans of a certain age:
Them: “You can’t hear a picture.”
Fans of a certain age:
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
November 4th, 1977.
Them: “You can’t hear a picture.”
Fans of a certain age:
Them: “You can’t hear a picture.”
Fans of a certain age:
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"So THAT'S how it is in their family."
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"So THAT'S how it is in their family."
Preparing myself for disappointment.
You know……AGAIN.
You know……AGAIN.
October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Preparing myself for disappointment.
You know……AGAIN.
You know……AGAIN.
Don't get pushy. I've got my boyz.
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Don't get pushy. I've got my boyz.
I will always laugh at this.
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I will always laugh at this.
Homer’s got jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Homer’s got jokes.
Please reference the attachment.
October 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Please reference the attachment.
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“Um, yeah. So, me and some of the guys actually nominated her for the prize last year.”
October 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Um, yeah. So, me and some of the guys actually nominated her for the prize last year.”
October 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Finished listening to V UK: OCCUPATION from Big Finish Productions. It’s a great follow-up to VISITATION, their initial installment in this new reimagining of Kenneth Johnson’s original creation.
Congrats to friend @jmswallow.bsky.social for writing the first of the three new episodes!
Congrats to friend @jmswallow.bsky.social for writing the first of the three new episodes!
October 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Finished listening to V UK: OCCUPATION from Big Finish Productions. It’s a great follow-up to VISITATION, their initial installment in this new reimagining of Kenneth Johnson’s original creation.
Congrats to friend @jmswallow.bsky.social for writing the first of the three new episodes!
Congrats to friend @jmswallow.bsky.social for writing the first of the three new episodes!
“Well, Clarice? Have the robots stopped screaming?”
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Well, Clarice? Have the robots stopped screaming?”
40 years ago tonight, I wandered into this rather exclusive, all-expenses paid resort for an extended vacation.
Planning a trip? Beware the activities director. They really go overboard cramming your schedule. All I wanted to do was lie on the beach and read my book, but nooooOOOOoooo.....
#USMC
Planning a trip? Beware the activities director. They really go overboard cramming your schedule. All I wanted to do was lie on the beach and read my book, but nooooOOOOoooo.....
#USMC
October 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
40 years ago tonight, I wandered into this rather exclusive, all-expenses paid resort for an extended vacation.
Planning a trip? Beware the activities director. They really go overboard cramming your schedule. All I wanted to do was lie on the beach and read my book, but nooooOOOOoooo.....
#USMC
Planning a trip? Beware the activities director. They really go overboard cramming your schedule. All I wanted to do was lie on the beach and read my book, but nooooOOOOoooo.....
#USMC
It took forever to get to this side of the pond, but I finally have the hardcover to go with the audio version I bought last year.
Congrats (again!) to friend and fellow word pusher @jmswallow.bsky.social on this Bucket List writing gig. My tears of jealousy are only slightly fiery. 😏
#Space1999
Congrats (again!) to friend and fellow word pusher @jmswallow.bsky.social on this Bucket List writing gig. My tears of jealousy are only slightly fiery. 😏
#Space1999
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It took forever to get to this side of the pond, but I finally have the hardcover to go with the audio version I bought last year.
Congrats (again!) to friend and fellow word pusher @jmswallow.bsky.social on this Bucket List writing gig. My tears of jealousy are only slightly fiery. 😏
#Space1999
Congrats (again!) to friend and fellow word pusher @jmswallow.bsky.social on this Bucket List writing gig. My tears of jealousy are only slightly fiery. 😏
#Space1999
Do you remember.......?
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Do you remember.......?
Just so you know, I'm....
September 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just so you know, I'm....
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I just learned there’s a new EMMANUELLE movie streaming on HBO Max.
If you’re of a certain age, you may recall the struggle to watch such movies on HBO or Showtime if your folks didn’t pay for those channels on their cable tier.
Don’t lie. You know exactly what I’m talking about.
If you’re of a certain age, you may recall the struggle to watch such movies on HBO or Showtime if your folks didn’t pay for those channels on their cable tier.
Don’t lie. You know exactly what I’m talking about.
September 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just learned there’s a new EMMANUELLE movie streaming on HBO Max.
If you’re of a certain age, you may recall the struggle to watch such movies on HBO or Showtime if your folks didn’t pay for those channels on their cable tier.
Don’t lie. You know exactly what I’m talking about.
If you’re of a certain age, you may recall the struggle to watch such movies on HBO or Showtime if your folks didn’t pay for those channels on their cable tier.
Don’t lie. You know exactly what I’m talking about.
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ on a Twister Mat.
I’m sure some ardent defender can explain to the rest of us what he really meant.
I’m sure some ardent defender can explain to the rest of us what he really meant.
September 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ on a Twister Mat.
I’m sure some ardent defender can explain to the rest of us what he really meant.
I’m sure some ardent defender can explain to the rest of us what he really meant.
Following up on VISITATION released back in January, the V UK audio drama continues with OCCUPATION, featuring an episode written by friend and fellow word pusher @jmswallow.bsky.social!
bigfinish.com/releases/v/v...
bigfinish.com/releases/v/v...
September 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Following up on VISITATION released back in January, the V UK audio drama continues with OCCUPATION, featuring an episode written by friend and fellow word pusher @jmswallow.bsky.social!
bigfinish.com/releases/v/v...
bigfinish.com/releases/v/v...
If only he could talk to the president who was in charge during the vaccine’s development and whose administration oversaw the rollout.
:: checks notes ::
Oh. Well, then. This is awkward.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
:: checks notes ::
Oh. Well, then. This is awkward.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If only he could talk to the president who was in charge during the vaccine’s development and whose administration oversaw the rollout.
:: checks notes ::
Oh. Well, then. This is awkward.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
:: checks notes ::
Oh. Well, then. This is awkward.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...