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Autumnal Acer 🧡🍁❤️
An aerial view of an Acer (Japanese Maple) tree. Bright red branches covered with an abundance of leaves in various shades of orange
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Ben Horne: "Does that mural behind us make it look like I'm wearing a hat and my fringe is the brim of the hat?"
Jerry Horne: "Erm...yep."
A still shot of brothers Ben and Jerry Horne from Twin Peaks. They're standing side by side looking at each other. There's a mural on the wall behind them and part of the mural behind Ben Horne makes it appear as if he's wearing a hat and the front of his hair is the brim of the hat
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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A black and white head and shoulders photo of Robert Smith from The Cure, with a quote from him taken from an interview with Q magazine in May 1989: "If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'm going to eat meat; that's how much I hate Morrissey."
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Calculon from Futurama doing one of his dramatic poses. His arms are held out in front of him, elbows bent, hands pointing upwards A photo of someone's hands using a cloth to clean a pair of glasses A Rosy Maple moth, standing on someone's fingertip, raising its front legs in a way that makes it look like Calculon from Futurama doing one of his dramatic poses. The moth is the same shades of pink and yellow as Battenberg cake
November 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Saturday stripes
Blue sky with white clouds. The clouds are in puffy, horizontal stripes
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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P̶e̶d̶a̶l̶o̶ Jedalo
Jedward in a pedalo on the water
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Kim Deal, wearing a plaid shirt and black jeans. She's leaning against a wall with her hands in her pockets. Her eyes are closed, maybe coz she's just chilling, or maybe coz someone has just sneezed in a Cornish accent nearby
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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"Did somebody say B̶e̶v̶e̶r̶a̶g̶i̶n̶o̶ Beef-a-Reeno?"
A still shot from the Seinfeld ep The Rye." Kramer is wearing a top hat and eating straight from a can of Beef-a-reeno with a spoon
October 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Jack regretted his decision to host a bukkake party during winter
Jack Nicholson in character as Jack Torrance from the scene at the end of the 1980 film The Shining. He's buried in snow up to his shoulders and has ice and snow all over his face and hair
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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My phone's 'on this day' feature just reminded me of that time when Fred dog (RIP) farted out a rainbow
A small, scruffy, white and brown dog standing in a kitchen. A prism that's hanging in a nearby window is casting a little patch of colour onto the floor near the dog's bum, that makes it look as if the dog is farting out a mini rainbow
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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[Shirley Bassey Goldfinger voice]

Chode paperrrrr 🎵
Photo of a pack of rolling papers with one of the papers pulled out. It's got loads of little marshmallows printed on it, but they look like tiny peens
September 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Quote post with an album you'd rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
Doolittle album by Pixies. A bronze background with a grainy image of a monkey with a halo. The numbers 5, 6, 7 and 13 also feature on the album cover image
September 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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❤️ 🤖 🩵
A turquoise blue robot and a smaller red robot standing side by side on a white shelf against an ice blue wall. They both have googly eyes stuck over their actual eyes and analogue clocks in their torsos
September 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
A teal robot with googly eyes stuck over its actual eyes, standing on a white shelf against an ice blue wall. The robot is looking down at four tiny plastic ducks that appear to be swimming around the robot's feet in a little circle. The robot has an analog clock in its torso and the time says 8.40am
September 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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F̶a̶b̶e̶r̶g̶é Fauxbergé
A fake Fabergé Egg, it's purple and gold with diamante bits glued onto it
August 31, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Busy bee 🐝 💗
An Evening Primrose flower, with beautiful soft pink petals that have slightly darker pink veins. In the centre of the flower the petals are white, with yellow stamens. There's a bumble bee busily gathering pollen, it's facing the centre of the flower, so only its pollen covered legs and little fluffy bum are visible. In the background there's some out of focus, bright green foliage and some more pink flowers
July 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Monday
A bagel with googly eyes stuck on it above the hole in the centre, which make the bagel look like it has a worried and quite shocked face
July 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Saturday ☕️
A black and white still shot from the 2003 film Coffee and Cigarettes. Steven Wright and Roberto Benigni are sitting side by side at a small café table that has a chequerboard pattern on the surface. They're looking at each other and kind of smiling as they chat, and are both smoking cigarettes. There are five espresso cups on the table, along with a sugar shaker and an ashtray
July 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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A bright pink kazoo with four tiny yellow plastic ducks on it. They look pretty happy to be there, which is nice. The kazoo must seem absolutely massive to them, tho
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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🌱 🐥🩵🐇 🌱
A stem of white Gladioli leaning diagonally towards the right of the photo, with a pale blue wall in the background and a hot pink curtain on the right hand edge of the photo. Some of the flowers are open and the uppermost ones are still closed buds. Inside one of the open flowers halfway up the stem is a tiny yellow plastic duck and in the open flower below that one is a tiny white plastic rabbit
July 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Nice one. 'Ark at you and yer fancy veg growing ways!
Vic and Bob holding handbags and doing "Oooh!" faces
July 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Photo of a cat that's in a cardboard box with a hole in the top of it. The cat is peeking its head thru the hole with a wild look in its eyes, and is bearing its teeth A photo of someone's hands using a cloth to clean a pair of glasses Photo of Jack Nicholson in the 1980 film The Shining in the famous "Here's Johnny" scene. His head is peeking thru a hole in a door and he has a wild look in his eyes and is bearing his teeth
July 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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"Let's gooh ooover to the rehd kitchunnnn..."
Vic Reeves doing his Loyd Grossman on Masterchef impersonation, as seen on The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer in the 90s. He has an extremely bulbous head and cutlery on the ends of his index fingers
July 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Monday
A photo of two satsumas on a white shelf. The larger one is at the front and the smaller one is slightly behind and to the left. They each have a pair of googly eyes stuck to them, which makes them look like they have quite serious, blank little faces
July 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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A photo of a black and white cat that has facial markings closely resembling the trademark twirly moustache of Salvador Dali A photo of someone's hands using a cloth to clean a pair of glasses A well-known black and white photo of Salvador Dali, with wide eyes and his trademark twirly moustache
July 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM