Thanks. Honestly, I dont know what order I would put those 3 events in. I mean, diet coke??? what the actual fuck.

I told Candice maybe its their turn to find a high paying job so I can just go open a food truck or something.

That didnt go over well.

There is a legit chance Clay Higgins was going to be the sacrificial "No" vote to tank the unanimous consent motion, and he is too stupid to realize this isnt the same thing.

Thanks. I'm hopeful this AI stuff stabilizes in a year or two. Google is hurting their revenue too if people stop advertising. It would be nice if Google would throw in an ad impression from the website it grabbed a search summary from, into the result summary. And sites get paid for their knowledge

Thanks! I appreciate it!

"show some class"

she voted for him but apparently has never read a single thing about him?

"Nice essigy" I say, as I move my hand up and down

Sandwich artist -> Sandwich militia

make ICE spend all their money on dry cleaning

They spent a lot of money making it look like Mar a Lago to comfort him, but then he probably kept forgetting he was in the White House

and distribute it equally among all New Yorkers

we got a real stephanie tanner out here