Our dog produces some of the worst odours I can ever imagine. They are sulphurous and invade your nasal passages like horseradish. However, they are silent. Whenever they occur the instant reaction is horror, but they always illicit a laugh afterwards.

What happens in your house with dog farts?

Tbf this one is a bit trickier than you might think. Depends on what interpretation you have of 'to begin with'. Answer could possibly be zero if you consider that to be overnight/before any staff got on.

Make it the best turkey melt yet.