Dawn Hisomeru the Detective
@dawndetective.bsky.social
Anonymous side account of someone
Don't ask who I am, I won't answer
From hit game Vivid/Stasis
A detective for the Niko News Network
Partially a roleplay account
DNI: NSFW/18+ accounts and creeps
She/her preferred, but whatever is fine.
Don't ask who I am, I won't answer
From hit game Vivid/Stasis
A detective for the Niko News Network
Partially a roleplay account
DNI: NSFW/18+ accounts and creeps
She/her preferred, but whatever is fine.
Pinned
Breaking News: Niko the Detective uncovers identity fraud case!
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
Niko request you're pancakes give please
Niko News Network (NNN) breaking news! Niko the Detective found breaking into the pancake factory!
"Honestly it's heartbreaking. I couldn't believe it!" Said the sheriff. "They were our most trusted detective. What are we to do now!"
Niko was ordered to show up in court after being fired but
(1/3)
"Honestly it's heartbreaking. I couldn't believe it!" Said the sheriff. "They were our most trusted detective. What are we to do now!"
Niko was ordered to show up in court after being fired but
(1/3)
I guess this is a partial roleplay account because of how I use it now.
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I guess this is a partial roleplay account because of how I use it now.
Niko News Network (NNN) Announcement
The search for the ex detective Niko, who is allegedly in hiding, continues. Sources say Niko was killed by a certain, "EnderCat8." Though, said sources seem to be unreliable, going as far as hiring our Detective Dawn Hisomeru as a hit man to kill EnderCat8.
The search for the ex detective Niko, who is allegedly in hiding, continues. Sources say Niko was killed by a certain, "EnderCat8." Though, said sources seem to be unreliable, going as far as hiring our Detective Dawn Hisomeru as a hit man to kill EnderCat8.
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Niko News Network (NNN) Announcement
The search for the ex detective Niko, who is allegedly in hiding, continues. Sources say Niko was killed by a certain, "EnderCat8." Though, said sources seem to be unreliable, going as far as hiring our Detective Dawn Hisomeru as a hit man to kill EnderCat8.
The search for the ex detective Niko, who is allegedly in hiding, continues. Sources say Niko was killed by a certain, "EnderCat8." Though, said sources seem to be unreliable, going as far as hiring our Detective Dawn Hisomeru as a hit man to kill EnderCat8.
Just remembered, some people cannot access direct messages. Reply to this if you can't do that.
I am curious about who people think I am. For fun, if you'd like to take a guess, just DM me. I will not give an answer on if you are correct or not, but I would like to see what people think.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Just remembered, some people cannot access direct messages. Reply to this if you can't do that.
I am curious about who people think I am. For fun, if you'd like to take a guess, just DM me. I will not give an answer on if you are correct or not, but I would like to see what people think.
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I am curious about who people think I am. For fun, if you'd like to take a guess, just DM me. I will not give an answer on if you are correct or not, but I would like to see what people think.
Since I'm the new detective for some reason, you will be coming to me with your cases.
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Since I'm the new detective for some reason, you will be coming to me with your cases.
Niko News Network (NNN) breaking news! Niko the Detective found breaking into the pancake factory!
"Honestly it's heartbreaking. I couldn't believe it!" Said the sheriff. "They were our most trusted detective. What are we to do now!"
Niko was ordered to show up in court after being fired but
(1/3)
"Honestly it's heartbreaking. I couldn't believe it!" Said the sheriff. "They were our most trusted detective. What are we to do now!"
Niko was ordered to show up in court after being fired but
(1/3)
Breaking News: Niko the Detective uncovers identity fraud case!
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
Niko request you're pancakes give please
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Niko News Network (NNN) breaking news! Niko the Detective found breaking into the pancake factory!
"Honestly it's heartbreaking. I couldn't believe it!" Said the sheriff. "They were our most trusted detective. What are we to do now!"
Niko was ordered to show up in court after being fired but
(1/3)
"Honestly it's heartbreaking. I couldn't believe it!" Said the sheriff. "They were our most trusted detective. What are we to do now!"
Niko was ordered to show up in court after being fired but
(1/3)
Reposted by Dawn Hisomeru the Detective
WE GITTA EAT OOMFS
WE GOTTA COOCK
WE GOTTA COOCK
April 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
WE GITTA EAT OOMFS
WE GOTTA COOCK
WE GOTTA COOCK
I need to do this again, so I'd like ideas. The only rule is that if I am rebranded to a character it has to be a girl, and even then there is no guarantee I will use this account anyways
i might rebrand this account as to where i would feel more inclined to use it.
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I need to do this again, so I'd like ideas. The only rule is that if I am rebranded to a character it has to be a girl, and even then there is no guarantee I will use this account anyways
Someone told me this was just my stomach "saying it is hungry" but last I checked my stomach didn't talk
Happened to me once
Someone said my stomach was "lacking in pancakes" and my stomach cried, kinda in a growly kind of way
Someone said my stomach was "lacking in pancakes" and my stomach cried, kinda in a growly kind of way
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Someone told me this was just my stomach "saying it is hungry" but last I checked my stomach didn't talk
Reposted by Dawn Hisomeru the Detective
You don't like NNN
I love NNN, it's all about me
I love NNN, it's all about me
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
You don't like NNN
I love NNN, it's all about me
I love NNN, it's all about me
NNN - Niko News Network
The Network that reports on Niko News
The Network that reports on Niko News
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
NNN - Niko News Network
The Network that reports on Niko News
The Network that reports on Niko News
Reposted by Dawn Hisomeru the Detective
GET ME TO 600 FOLLOWERS PLEASE
if she gets to 600 followers by the end of today I will kiss her 600 times :3c
if I reach 600 followers by the end of today, I won't do anything
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
GET ME TO 600 FOLLOWERS PLEASE
Breaking News: Niko the Detective uncovers identity fraud case!
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
Niko request you're pancakes give please
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Breaking News: Niko the Detective uncovers identity fraud case!
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
Niko request you're pancakes give please
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Niko request you're pancakes give please
I changed my handle and it still sends me to the link to my old one when I click on profile so I can't get to it easily lol
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I changed my handle and it still sends me to the link to my old one when I click on profile so I can't get to it easily lol
I take payments in pancakes and only pancakes
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I take payments in pancakes and only pancakes
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
siffrin
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
siffrin
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
i might rebrand this account as to where i would feel more inclined to use it.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i might rebrand this account as to where i would feel more inclined to use it.
Reposted by Dawn Hisomeru the Detective
Fruit Loop
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Fruit Loop
Reposted by Dawn Hisomeru the Detective
The baddy knight
😏
😏
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The baddy knight
😏
😏
i am too easily persuaded.
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i am too easily persuaded.
LDM ball cube ball big cube ball next Rest In Peace niflheim vismuth slow wave fast robot keep going! slow ship go! slow ball Auto? fast dual ship slow fast ufo slow How? fast ship slow cube fast ball lol slow robot in out slow ufo take a break
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
LDM ball cube ball big cube ball next Rest In Peace niflheim vismuth slow wave fast robot keep going! slow ship go! slow ball Auto? fast dual ship slow fast ufo slow How? fast ship slow cube fast ball lol slow robot in out slow ufo take a break
The baddy knight
😏
😏
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The baddy knight
😏
😏
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon?
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon?