"Evghenia first on Mars" (how's that for a throwback?)

I feel your pain. We’re between the airport and the stadium so it’s very easy to tell when the F35s are doing a flyover here in Madison.

Same here, at the local Chinese takeout.

I don't know why, but every time they come out with a flavor like this, I expect it to taste like a creamsicle. And it never does.

Same here. I'd love to fly out of Madison, but it just doesn't offer what MKE or ORD do - direct flights to where I'm going and much lower fares, even with having to take a bus.

Hey, Spinal Tap thought of this first and they wouldn’t let them use it! Such a fine line between stupid and clever. 😂

For a second I had this image of you chucking tires across a parking lot before realizing that you're *probably* talking about pottery.

There’s also a notable subset - the ones decked out head to toe in gear for the local/state college football team who would vote to close down the college if they could. See those guys every Saturday during the fall.

And of course the App goes down as soon as the games start, so my Opening Day plans are officially screwed.

My dad was a letter carrier for 30 years, and he had a route with lots of seniors (perks of seniority). He told us on that on check day, they'd be waiting at the door with their coats & shoes on ready to take that thing to the bank. And the looks he'd get if he were running late!