I am not a pepper... I am Groot!
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I am not a pepper... I am Groot!
I like George Carlin's version!
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I like George Carlin's version!
Glenn Frey and Carrie Fisher were my breaking point. I took celebrity deaths in stride until that point. Then I died a little when they did.
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Glenn Frey and Carrie Fisher were my breaking point. I took celebrity deaths in stride until that point. Then I died a little when they did.
She is mean. If I was in court and a judge acted like that I would try to get them impeached/disbarred.
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
She is mean. If I was in court and a judge acted like that I would try to get them impeached/disbarred.
Everything you do becomes a thing! lol
December 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Everything you do becomes a thing! lol
I like JKR in the same way I like getting lemon juice on a cut.
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I like JKR in the same way I like getting lemon juice on a cut.
How about a list of who got the first time voters
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
How about a list of who got the first time voters
To quote Fletcher from Outlaw Josey Wales, "I don't want to hear Wales dead. I want to see Wales dead!"
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
To quote Fletcher from Outlaw Josey Wales, "I don't want to hear Wales dead. I want to see Wales dead!"
Little things are big things to someone!
December 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Little things are big things to someone!
I'll curse for you... This fucking sucks!!
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'll curse for you... This fucking sucks!!
One of these days he will fall asleep in a Cabinet meeting and not wake up. No one will know for days.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
One of these days he will fall asleep in a Cabinet meeting and not wake up. No one will know for days.
Current events, not history!
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Current events, not history!
It hurts no one to be kind! And being kind is about you not them and their mistreatment is on them not you!
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It hurts no one to be kind! And being kind is about you not them and their mistreatment is on them not you!
People do not realize that this isn't history. It is current events! It happened up until just over a year before my birth!
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
People do not realize that this isn't history. It is current events! It happened up until just over a year before my birth!
It's called the Al Gore rhythm like when Al Gore dances!
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It's called the Al Gore rhythm like when Al Gore dances!
Same with me for Scarlet Fever by Kenny Rogers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Same with me for Scarlet Fever by Kenny Rogers.
Because you are reading what you thought, not what you wrote. I used to do the same thing when I wrote in school.
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Because you are reading what you thought, not what you wrote. I used to do the same thing when I wrote in school.
Too critical of genocide! This is where we are at. We cannot criticize mass murderers because it may hurt their feelings and the feelings of their supporters!
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Too critical of genocide! This is where we are at. We cannot criticize mass murderers because it may hurt their feelings and the feelings of their supporters!
I heard women can't sarcasm genetically speaking.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I heard women can't sarcasm genetically speaking.
I had a teacher that would practically yell E NUN SEEEE ATE! at a kid that mumbled.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I had a teacher that would practically yell E NUN SEEEE ATE! at a kid that mumbled.
I am so sick of the "Yankees lose "star" to division rival in 4 yr deal IT'S PREDICTED" Predict this motherfuckers!!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I am so sick of the "Yankees lose "star" to division rival in 4 yr deal IT'S PREDICTED" Predict this motherfuckers!!
I was going to type this word for word until I saw your post/reply.
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I was going to type this word for word until I saw your post/reply.
Do I get to stay here or do I have to leave too?
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do I get to stay here or do I have to leave too?