The cake is a lie, lol

As someone that almost never drinks, I agree. I usually just say I'm a standby DD.

Typically a fan of Mt. Fuji or caterpillar roll.

Depends if you want decorative or functional lol. Decorative I'd say matching dermals at the collarbone or ASIS (top of the front of the hips). Functional, tongue or if you have gnarly headaches/migraines go with a Tragus. Some reports show that it helps with them.

You've got this!