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David
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Please make my son famous
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anti housing because they might have to park across the street
September 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They built a house next door so she moved to another state.
September 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
wHy DoNt PeOpLe ReAd ThE nEws? @apnews.com please address this crap. Also im on a 16" MacBook laptop, which is larger than the average device a person accesses the web on.
February 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Finally someone noticed!
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Drinks a Diet Coke immediately before going to bed
January 9, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I like this one
December 21, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Still thinking about this fortune cookie I got 8 years ago
December 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Happy birthday (yesterday) Luka!
December 12, 2024 at 9:43 PM
When they ask me about the status of my work in Standup
December 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Charli xcx being my top artist and being in the top 1000 listeners for A.G. Cook is the vibe Im continuing into 2025
December 3, 2024 at 11:37 PM
He won
December 3, 2024 at 10:45 PM
December 1, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Meet Luka, the four year old red retriever
November 29, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Golden (retriever) hour
November 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM