David Wolf
@davidwolfsvoice.bsky.social
lifelong proponent of anti-Fascism and sarcasm
MTG Realizes She's a MAGA Stooge
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
MTG Realizes She's a MAGA Stooge
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Immediately Resigns From Public Office
BREAKING NEWS
In a miraculous turn of events Marjorie Taylor Greene's brain started working for the first time in her life. Realizing she has been representing the scummiest scum, she resigned from Congress. (1/2)
Following Laws Declared Illegal
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Following Laws Declared Illegal
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
Obviously Punishable by Death
BREAKING NEWS
According to a new executive order, from now on all law-abiding U.S. citizens will be summarily hanged. During a briefing, Trump called laws “a Democratic hoax.”
* SNL SPOILER ALERT *
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
* SNL SPOILER ALERT *
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
What I learned from the latest episode of SNL:
Don't be a hater, be a lover... of your close relatives.
Dolls are for all ages... and proclivities.
Don't travel the ocean on a mechanical bull...
...or you'll cross the time bridge.
Pinwheels are a contraceptive.
“Clan of Pedophiles”
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Clan of Pedophiles”
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Colombia's President Speaks His Mind
BREAKING NEWS
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy...” (1/2)
Trump Changes Age of Consent to 8
Setting It Into Force Retroactively
BREAKING NEWS
For no particular reason “President” Trump signed an Executive Order lowering the legal age of consent to 8. He also predated the EO to his date of birth.
DNN, Arkham Asylum, November 14, 2025
#Epstein #Satire
Setting It Into Force Retroactively
BREAKING NEWS
For no particular reason “President” Trump signed an Executive Order lowering the legal age of consent to 8. He also predated the EO to his date of birth.
DNN, Arkham Asylum, November 14, 2025
#Epstein #Satire
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
Fox News can be depressed.
Nobody feels for Trump the way J.D. Vance does.
We will never be able to listen to Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" again... 🤢🤮😭 (2/2)
God's Existence Disproven
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
God's Existence Disproven
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
By the Servants of Satan
BREAKING NEWS
God - the magical dude one who impregnated a woman with His enormous mind, then later made that kid suffer a horrible death, just so we would stop hating and start loving each other - yeah, *that* God cannot exist. (1/2)
Huge Victory for Democrats
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Huge Victory for Democrats
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
Fascism Delayed By A Minute
BREAKING NEWS
Today Senator Chuck Elusive Schumer announced the “biggest victory” in the history of the Democratic Party. “We delayed Fascism by a whole minute,” he said. “60 damned seconds! Pardon my French.” (1/2)
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(2/3)
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
(2/3)
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
“So It Begins”
Gandalf Arrived At The Battlefield
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
South Park sucks now.
Real men do crypto meme coins.
"Brown-nosing" is not metaphorical.
The White House is haunted.
Rectoplasm reveals the truth.
Trump eats his own semen.
Actual post (screen capture):
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Actual post (screen capture):
BREAKING NEWS
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
October 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Marie-Trumpoinette Ballroom Completed
Architectural Style: Late Pre-Revolutionary French
DNN, Versailles D.C., October 24, 2025
#WhiteHouse #Satire
Arc De Trump Design Revealed
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Arc De Trump Design Revealed
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
Make America Crappy Again — Mission Accomplished
BREAKING NEWS
Today President Turd revealed the design for a triumphal arch. It is all gold-plated and features an oversized toilet on top, exhibiting what the USA has become.
DNN, Fresh Hell, October 16, 2025
#Satire
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Only a penis as tiny as Trump's fits in Satan's butthole.
Trump's alias is Coco Sl*tty Davidson.
Peter Thiel looks more human with puke all over his face. (1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Only a penis as tiny as Trump's fits in Satan's butthole.
Trump's alias is Coco Sl*tty Davidson.
Peter Thiel looks more human with puke all over his face. (1/2)
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
* SOUTH PARK SPOILER ALERT *
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Only a penis as tiny as Trump's fits in Satan's butthole.
Trump's alias is Coco Sl*tty Davidson.
Peter Thiel looks more human with puke all over his face. (1/2)
What we learned from the latest episode of South Park:
Only a penis as tiny as Trump's fits in Satan's butthole.
Trump's alias is Coco Sl*tty Davidson.
Peter Thiel looks more human with puke all over his face. (1/2)
Trump Declares Himself Nobel Committee Chair
Awards Himself Real Nobel Peace Prize
BREAKING NEWS
In a surprise announcement from Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump declared himself the new “Chair of the Nobel Committee,” citing “massive irregularities” in this year’s Peace Prize selection. (1/2)
Awards Himself Real Nobel Peace Prize
BREAKING NEWS
In a surprise announcement from Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump declared himself the new “Chair of the Nobel Committee,” citing “massive irregularities” in this year’s Peace Prize selection. (1/2)
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Trump Declares Himself Nobel Committee Chair
Awards Himself Real Nobel Peace Prize
BREAKING NEWS
In a surprise announcement from Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump declared himself the new “Chair of the Nobel Committee,” citing “massive irregularities” in this year’s Peace Prize selection. (1/2)
Awards Himself Real Nobel Peace Prize
BREAKING NEWS
In a surprise announcement from Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump declared himself the new “Chair of the Nobel Committee,” citing “massive irregularities” in this year’s Peace Prize selection. (1/2)
Founder of Antifa Arrested
Crucifixion Scheduled For The Day After 2000 Years Ago
BREAKING NEWS
Today the dangerous criminal known as “Jesus” was arrested. The terrorist is being accused of spreading anti-fascist propaganda such as “nonviolence,” “tolerance,” and even “love.”
Crucifixion Scheduled For The Day After 2000 Years Ago
BREAKING NEWS
Today the dangerous criminal known as “Jesus” was arrested. The terrorist is being accused of spreading anti-fascist propaganda such as “nonviolence,” “tolerance,” and even “love.”
October 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Founder of Antifa Arrested
Crucifixion Scheduled For The Day After 2000 Years Ago
BREAKING NEWS
Today the dangerous criminal known as “Jesus” was arrested. The terrorist is being accused of spreading anti-fascist propaganda such as “nonviolence,” “tolerance,” and even “love.”
Crucifixion Scheduled For The Day After 2000 Years Ago
BREAKING NEWS
Today the dangerous criminal known as “Jesus” was arrested. The terrorist is being accused of spreading anti-fascist propaganda such as “nonviolence,” “tolerance,” and even “love.”
French Government Resigns Before Getting Appointed
Invented Time Travel to Achieve the Impossible
BREAKING NEWS
French people, known for changing governments more often than socks, invented time travel so their now future previous cabinet could resign before it would have been appointed. (1/2)
Invented Time Travel to Achieve the Impossible
BREAKING NEWS
French people, known for changing governments more often than socks, invented time travel so their now future previous cabinet could resign before it would have been appointed. (1/2)
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
French Government Resigns Before Getting Appointed
Invented Time Travel to Achieve the Impossible
BREAKING NEWS
French people, known for changing governments more often than socks, invented time travel so their now future previous cabinet could resign before it would have been appointed. (1/2)
Invented Time Travel to Achieve the Impossible
BREAKING NEWS
French people, known for changing governments more often than socks, invented time travel so their now future previous cabinet could resign before it would have been appointed. (1/2)
Saudi Comedy Festival Beacon Of Free Speech
Next Stops: Iran, Russia, China, North Korea
BREAKING NEWS
Comedians finally can make jokes about Jews, women, and gays again. For too long their freedom to make loads of money by mocking others was restricted by human decency. (1/2)
Next Stops: Iran, Russia, China, North Korea
BREAKING NEWS
Comedians finally can make jokes about Jews, women, and gays again. For too long their freedom to make loads of money by mocking others was restricted by human decency. (1/2)
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Saudi Comedy Festival Beacon Of Free Speech
Next Stops: Iran, Russia, China, North Korea
BREAKING NEWS
Comedians finally can make jokes about Jews, women, and gays again. For too long their freedom to make loads of money by mocking others was restricted by human decency. (1/2)
Next Stops: Iran, Russia, China, North Korea
BREAKING NEWS
Comedians finally can make jokes about Jews, women, and gays again. For too long their freedom to make loads of money by mocking others was restricted by human decency. (1/2)
Edible Trump Coins Minted
The Bad Taste That Will Last Forever
BREAKING NEWS
Within hours after rollout, the first batch of edible Trump coins was already sold out. Apparently MAGA supporters cannot get enough of them. (1/2)
The Bad Taste That Will Last Forever
BREAKING NEWS
Within hours after rollout, the first batch of edible Trump coins was already sold out. Apparently MAGA supporters cannot get enough of them. (1/2)
October 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Edible Trump Coins Minted
The Bad Taste That Will Last Forever
BREAKING NEWS
Within hours after rollout, the first batch of edible Trump coins was already sold out. Apparently MAGA supporters cannot get enough of them. (1/2)
The Bad Taste That Will Last Forever
BREAKING NEWS
Within hours after rollout, the first batch of edible Trump coins was already sold out. Apparently MAGA supporters cannot get enough of them. (1/2)