davidwardhaugh
davidwardhaugh.bsky.social
davidwardhaugh
@davidwardhaugh.bsky.social
Retired .. author .. living in northeast UK.
I write murder mystery novels, set in tyneside .. time travel into the recent past🏳️‍🌈
https://www.davidwardhaugh.com
Now that there are numbers on it ... The 400 will want the 4.2 trillion as well
November 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Build me a ballroom of epic proportions and name it after me

Epstein 24:3
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
No kings ... Let's have barons with private armies
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you could concentrate... I'd only pour cold water on u
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Well yes ... But it's the same story every time .... Once upon a time, there was this orange ...
October 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
But the bbc can manage to find farage to interview him on anything at any time of the day or night ... Whether or not they are in air
October 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Andy Andrews is waiting patiently for the call up next week
October 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
That wasn't my point - the programme has become boring and predictable - the humour recycled from past decades. Be satirical by all means, but try to be more original. I could write the scripts for them.
October 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I didn't demand it be taken off the air only said it was past its best ... And I don't watch it
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
If he got a job he wouldn't have time for so many holidays
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Do it ... It's fun ... Just published my first PI novel
July 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Jesus had a cheese shop ... He called it Cheeses of Nazareth
July 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Chair of the founders final meeting ... Right, have we thought of everything before we send this to the printers...
June 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Or voting him in twice and expecting a different result
May 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
they can export as much beef as they like - i'm not eating it - i'll go elsewhere
May 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If the new pope is Bobby Seagull it's a fix
May 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just in time for the whole world not wanting to go to America
May 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM