The David of Christmas Past
@davidvoorhees.bsky.social
80s kid. 80s adult. He/him.
Teyana Taylor dressed as a Komondor (mop dog).
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Teyana Taylor dressed as a Komondor (mop dog).
One of my favorite parts about the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade performances are the absolutely bonkers pairings.
Lil John and Toys R Us? WHY NOT?
Lil John and Toys R Us? WHY NOT?
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
One of my favorite parts about the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade performances are the absolutely bonkers pairings.
Lil John and Toys R Us? WHY NOT?
Lil John and Toys R Us? WHY NOT?
Very upset we didn’t get to finish Jewel’s You Were Meant for Me. She was about to go off.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Very upset we didn’t get to finish Jewel’s You Were Meant for Me. She was about to go off.
March 11?!?
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
March 11?!?
Watching “Pilgrim” on Hulu for the first time. The mother makes a veggie tray and I think there are baby potatoes on it?
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Watching “Pilgrim” on Hulu for the first time. The mother makes a veggie tray and I think there are baby potatoes on it?
Time for the annual viewing of A Very Brady Christmas!
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Time for the annual viewing of A Very Brady Christmas!
*Bubba’s
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
*Bubba’s
What a world! What a world!
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What a world! What a world!
Watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and these characters are wearing some absolutely bonkers clothing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and these characters are wearing some absolutely bonkers clothing.
Ordered these DLP Picsou Magazine pins from eBay in late August, about 35 seconds before the tariffs went into effect. They’ve been bouncing around France since and finally arrived today. NO TARIFF CHARGED for some reason, but I’m not asking questions.
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ordered these DLP Picsou Magazine pins from eBay in late August, about 35 seconds before the tariffs went into effect. They’ve been bouncing around France since and finally arrived today. NO TARIFF CHARGED for some reason, but I’m not asking questions.
How Santa positions himself to see you when you’re sleeping.
November 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
How Santa positions himself to see you when you’re sleeping.
Please enjoy this video of a polar bear doing laps from our trip to the zoo this past weekend.
October 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Please enjoy this video of a polar bear doing laps from our trip to the zoo this past weekend.
Bring Her Back is fucked up. Thanks for reading.
October 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bring Her Back is fucked up. Thanks for reading.
We are watching Werewolves for the first time and there’s so much to be annoyed about. First up: moonscreen.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
October 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We are watching Werewolves for the first time and there’s so much to be annoyed about. First up: moonscreen.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
But neat that Lou Diamond Phillips is in it.
Christmas Tree Cakes is what they called me in high school.
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Christmas Tree Cakes is what they called me in high school.
She just doesn’t have time for your bullshit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
She just doesn’t have time for your bullshit.
I appreciate this attention to detail on the Figure Obscura Headless Horseman.
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I appreciate this attention to detail on the Figure Obscura Headless Horseman.
Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) and clearly these young adults didn’t watch the original.
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) and clearly these young adults didn’t watch the original.
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“They’re coming to get you, Barbara!”