David L Updike
@davidupdike.bsky.social
Writer, editor, art publisher. My strange little stories have appeared in Cleaver Magazine, Philadelphia Stories, Hobart, Daily Science Fiction, 365 Tomorrows, and other places.
Any thoughts on morbidly obese commanders-in-chief?
September 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Any thoughts on morbidly obese commanders-in-chief?
It was a horrifyingly stupid decision, and those of us in Philly remember it well
May 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It was a horrifyingly stupid decision, and those of us in Philly remember it well
Don’t forget that she stopped to say a little prayer on the way to deliver this vitriolic nonsense.
April 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Don’t forget that she stopped to say a little prayer on the way to deliver this vitriolic nonsense.
Is the coffin for the kids who die unnecessarily from preventable diseases?
March 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Is the coffin for the kids who die unnecessarily from preventable diseases?
I grew up in Pennsylvania, and I have to say that the only place I’ve ever seen this creature mentioned is in that book by Borges.
March 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I grew up in Pennsylvania, and I have to say that the only place I’ve ever seen this creature mentioned is in that book by Borges.
Stop electing Republicans. Problem solved.
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Stop electing Republicans. Problem solved.
Tell your colleague Fetterman to wake TF up!
March 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tell your colleague Fetterman to wake TF up!
He neither drives nor uses a computer
March 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He neither drives nor uses a computer
Nowadays we’d just say “Weed Dispensary This Way”
March 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Nowadays we’d just say “Weed Dispensary This Way”
“In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And then the bears moved in.”
March 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And then the bears moved in.”
I, for one, welcome our ursine overlords
March 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I, for one, welcome our ursine overlords