David Thomas
davidthomas.bsky.social
David Thomas
@davidthomas.bsky.social
Mostly lurker. Needed to get off Twitter train wreck.
Please don't repost his stupid comments. No one cares what this idiot thinks.
April 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
NASA has yet to comment, but sources say Opportunity, laid off years ago, is watching from the beyond with a knowing smirk.
March 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Musk issued the termination letters via X:
“Much exploration. Very distant. So unemployed.”
March 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Despite protests from the rovers—who pointed out they have been operational non-stop for years—Musk remained firm. “Hardcore work ethic is key. If you can’t commute 140 million miles to HQ, you clearly lack dedication.”
March 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Look, I support exploration, but this whole ‘working from Mars’ thing has gotten out of hand,” Musk stated. “If you’re not physically in the office, how do I know you’re not just watching Netflix in a crater somewhere?”
March 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM