Oh fucking sure. Some satirical website gets lauded for predicting the future and what the fuck do I get? A high five and a tent under an underpass? BULLSHIT. 9 years for the onion and like 45 for me.

Are we at 'Chinese land reform' yet?

*journalists enter the chat*

I wonder how many friendly fore incidents there were.

I mean the IDF is killing everyone they see: hostages and civilians alike. Maybe they accidentally shoot their officers too.

My style is the best style.

The electric variety make excellent companions for young men without a father figure.

Hugelkultur has a solution for this

Don't worry. We'll be net zero by 2050. We're saved.

I spent 40 fucking years on this and ended up in a tent under a Vancouver bridge. Apparently 40 fucking degrees isn't as important as one sex video.

I am good at the maths.

Red, blue. Libs, Cons. I spent 40 fucking years and none of them motherfuckers listened. I got cancelled this year. This is bullshit.