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David Stehle
@davidstehle.bsky.social
Network Security Consultant (Founder & CEO) | Rusty Writer | Adrenaline Junkie | BFF to a Bulldog | Current Project: design & build a #modernhouse

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I have 41 people blocking me and I never talked to a single one of them. 🤷‍♂️
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February 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
1% club. Let's flex on 'em! 💪
September 17, 2024 at 2:23 AM
What's up with nearly all of the posts in my feeds suddenly in Portuguese? 🥴
September 5, 2024 at 1:51 AM
🎤 drop
July 23, 2024 at 1:23 AM
That shit is deep and I like it.
July 9, 2024 at 11:43 PM
For decades socks have struggled to become the star of the show on Christmas morning. So they're shooting for a random Thursday.
May 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Slllllide
May 23, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I explained what sex is to my niece when she was like 7. If anyone needs it explained, just let me know!
May 21, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Well, she is from Maine. So that explains a lot.

And every writer from Maine thinks they're the next Stephen King to come out of Maine.
May 21, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Wives are always the last to know.
May 21, 2024 at 5:07 PM
DMs without a side of dick pics. Amen.
May 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
🎤 drop
April 17, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Let's have a bot-free social network for a change. That would be refreshing!
April 12, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Sometimes I wonder what is wrong with women? Dick veins. Balls. Guys are gross. But I’m grateful women find us tolerable enough to fuck — thank you!
March 9, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Who needs AI when we can produce this!
February 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I made sure to hide her meat feet in this photo because they're simply too hot for the internet to handle. 🔥
February 21, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I have a Bulldog. She has some of the most smoking hot meat feet you've ever seen!
February 21, 2024 at 2:35 PM
For what it's worth, no one needs to eat 3 meals a day. You've just been condition to think you do.

18:6 Intermittent Fasting does wonders for the body and it's not hard habit to adjust to at all.
February 12, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Exactly where NFTs belong — the Walmart clearance rack.
February 7, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Preach!
February 7, 2024 at 12:20 AM