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David Slack
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these boots are made for talkin'
and that's all I can do
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Not so much express lane as Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Can’t explain it really,God. I just like awful people
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Laziest of non-thinkers gives himself another scratch
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You’re never too old to make worse friends than Slater
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
He’s clearly been grabbed by something in the photo
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's a long way from the top when you're beaten by a sausage roll
October 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’ve had loaves of bread that didn’t go stale as fast as this clown
October 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Is it too much to ask that you just concede you were craven and wrong wrong wrong?
September 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Big shout out to Chris for stepping aside like this, it was a gutsy call. I'm just deeply honoured to be the Prime Minister Murray always told me I could be one day.
September 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not wild about this Goatse remake
September 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Wonderful corporate citizen found wanting
August 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How Public Service Job Cuts Work

The last Prime Minister left office
The new Prime Minister took over
Technically we had no reduction in Prime Minister

But in reality we've lost 95%
August 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Beg to differ, here's who I was quoting just last Friday and gracias
August 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Liked him more on Cheers
August 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Doesn’t give a fuck about kids being knocked over by speeding cars or Ukrainians being murdered by Russians but he’ll do all he can to get tax breaks for landlords and be bright and sparkly for Breakfast TV
August 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
landing shortly
August 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
How he might tell us
#LuxonCountdown
August 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*checks previous notes * Also the likely event of an emergency
August 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Here's Brooke GPT calling the 60-plus members of the govt gutless in 2021
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
August 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
on track? lol we're not even on land
August 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
An especially deft touch in announcing the return of School C was the PM's arrival in a Leyland P76
August 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM