the glamour footage is directly from nyt - I added the radiohead since the lyrics accurately describe how she wakes up every day sucking a lemon, hence the sour face

I’m convinced an image consultant told him to keep his hands flat on the table in interviews to convey a trustworthiness he doesn’t possess so he doesn’t look like he has a fistful of juice jackers

LVPD required vehicles with far poorer visibility than Crown Vics in order to endanger the greatest number of civilians possible

They’ll be back in court when the debris from exploded rockets trespasses on their land later this year

Same outlet that hired and never fired Berry Weiss

Maybe it's time we need a solution that risks the imagination of a new kind of possibility

*Tom Scharpling Woody Allen Voice*

We ask all broadcasters to refrain from showcasing any disruptions or reactions in response to the President’s attendance in any capacity.

Rule by the Ziegfeld, call that a follygarchy

President Trump looks healthier than ever before. I'm sure everybody in this room could agree. Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and is he eating less McDonald's?