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The monsters turned out to be just trees.
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Name: David
Pronouns: He/him
Location: Southern IL. 😔
Interests: Taylor Swift, music, cats, spending money I shouldn’t, outdoors, finding the good in everything, sarcasm, naps, boys, reality television, how to make the world a better place, and concerts
I just want to be well rested 🥲. Accidentally fell asleep and now it’s too late for the gym.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fucked up my sleep schedule last night and now all I want to do today is sleep.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Having a get together at Jessi’s house without Jessi… y’all are weird. She needs to leave this man immediately. Take the kids and run. #SLOMW
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Taylor gives me bad vibes, I feel like she’s a republican. I also only see Jillian Michaels when I see her. #SLOMW
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Y’all should like idk, label your nsfw content as such?
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If she doesn’t give us that eras tour snow globe I’ll riot. (But wait until after therapy please)
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why are networks changing their names randomly? Like we have bigger fish to fry.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Someone remind me to listen to this later, I was unaware it existed.
started listening to Sufjan Stevens’s Christmas album today
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Sometimes I wonder why this outdoor cat I feed has a love/hate relationship with me, then I remember I force him to come inside from the cold against his will sometimes. Sue me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Michael needs to go before the show even starts. So happy Dorinda gets another chance, we were robbed of her last time. Ian will either go very far or be gone very early, he’s a great strategy player imo. Stephen won’t go far but we Stan the OTH representation. Monét will probably do pretty well too
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not to be that person, but they really did ruin SpongeBob.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Shout out to this man for not reracking his weights. 🥰
Bro get off the damn phone and do your workout. I don’t know what machines you’re using and I’m about to take them from you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Bro get off the damn phone and do your workout. I don’t know what machines you’re using and I’m about to take them from you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I got groceries Saturday night and it turns out I left my Greek yogurt in the trunk and just now realized. 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
At the gym when all I really want is to be playing switch
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I took a photo yesterday as the sun was setting and I thought it would be fun to shoot it again while it was snowing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Very important news everyone
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
FYI if you went to EDC and got to hear the fate of Ophelia remix live, you’re dead to me. 😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
But tbh I do want to know what justices did want to hear this case.. but if they only need 4 to agree to hear it.. that’s somewhat good, right?
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn same-sex marriage rights in the U.S.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Now jail Kim Davis for life for being annoying as hell.
The Supreme Court has rejected efforts to overturn same-sex marriage rights in the U.S.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m unfamiliar with this man but I’m about to become real familiar
Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.

“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Oscar Isaac says he is open to returning to STAR WARS but is doubtful about Disney after they suspended Jimmy Kimmel.

“I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great”
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nap time. When I wake up I expect to see more thirst traps 🙂‍↕️
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM