David Sampson
@davidsampson.bsky.social
Vell, David’s just zis guy, you know?
The only people who want those sorts of weapons are men with very small penises who have never sexually satisfied a partner
June 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The only people who want those sorts of weapons are men with very small penises who have never sexually satisfied a partner
Absolutely stunning, one of the best if not THE best show I’ve seen. That rug pull was superbly disguised and I guessed the ending of The Sixth Sense about half way in! We had the good fortune to be sitting directly behind the special guests who were having a whale of a time all the way through.
May 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Absolutely stunning, one of the best if not THE best show I’ve seen. That rug pull was superbly disguised and I guessed the ending of The Sixth Sense about half way in! We had the good fortune to be sitting directly behind the special guests who were having a whale of a time all the way through.
Why spend money on medicines that work when you can give it to MAGA supporting God-bothering con artist paedophiles who will pretend to cast out non-existent Demons?
May 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Why spend money on medicines that work when you can give it to MAGA supporting God-bothering con artist paedophiles who will pretend to cast out non-existent Demons?
Wow you really are an intellectually and sexually inadequate hate filled fascist with a tiny little dick and brain to match. I’m not a boomer, you can’t even get that right, stupid
little mummy’s boy still shitting the bed.
little mummy’s boy still shitting the bed.
April 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wow you really are an intellectually and sexually inadequate hate filled fascist with a tiny little dick and brain to match. I’m not a boomer, you can’t even get that right, stupid
little mummy’s boy still shitting the bed.
little mummy’s boy still shitting the bed.
Duh! The land mass now called North America, 1492 (ish), did it exist before then?
April 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Duh! The land mass now called North America, 1492 (ish), did it exist before then?
Like you, he couldn’t find his ass with both hands
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Like you, he couldn’t find his ass with both hands
And now North America is short one lake, make him give it back 😉
March 20, 2025 at 9:01 AM
And now North America is short one lake, make him give it back 😉
Wow, not being able to come to the UK with its shit weather and be overcharged for literally everything, that’ll make them think twice.
February 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wow, not being able to come to the UK with its shit weather and be overcharged for literally everything, that’ll make them think twice.
That’s where you confused the Swastika with the no wash sticker
February 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That’s where you confused the Swastika with the no wash sticker
Yet the same joke about Liz Truss would probably have had you pissing your pants
February 22, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yet the same joke about Liz Truss would probably have had you pissing your pants
In that picture alone ‘my cock is this big and I’m not an oompa loompa’
February 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In that picture alone ‘my cock is this big and I’m not an oompa loompa’
I call it the missing arrow from Gary Barlow’s son’s toy archery set
February 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I call it the missing arrow from Gary Barlow’s son’s toy archery set
Trump trump trump surely!
That a politer British word for fart in case you weren’t aware 😁
That a politer British word for fart in case you weren’t aware 😁
February 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Trump trump trump surely!
That a politer British word for fart in case you weren’t aware 😁
That a politer British word for fart in case you weren’t aware 😁
This would be that good old free speech and democracy the US is so proud of……
February 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This would be that good old free speech and democracy the US is so proud of……
Basically ‘fuck nature, where’s all my money’
February 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Basically ‘fuck nature, where’s all my money’
Super Bowl claims to be the world’s biggest sporting event? The CheckaTrade Trophy final at Wembley in 2019 between two teams in the THIRD division of English football had a bigger attendance…..
February 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Super Bowl claims to be the world’s biggest sporting event? The CheckaTrade Trophy final at Wembley in 2019 between two teams in the THIRD division of English football had a bigger attendance…..
The forthcoming 20 minute epic ElonGate
February 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The forthcoming 20 minute epic ElonGate
UK left wing bollocks contains much more testicular matter than other left leaning countries. As usual you’ve no clue about your subject. What are business tax and Employer NI equivalent rates in Denmark? Saying Danes are happy to pay high personal tax is pointless crap adding zero value.
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
UK left wing bollocks contains much more testicular matter than other left leaning countries. As usual you’ve no clue about your subject. What are business tax and Employer NI equivalent rates in Denmark? Saying Danes are happy to pay high personal tax is pointless crap adding zero value.
VAT is paid on goods and services sold by businesses. No businesses means no tax income including VAT. No tax income means no money for students or public services. Your ignorance and worship at the altar of left wing bollocks knows no bounds. I have no time to deal with the clueless. Cheerio.
February 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
VAT is paid on goods and services sold by businesses. No businesses means no tax income including VAT. No tax income means no money for students or public services. Your ignorance and worship at the altar of left wing bollocks knows no bounds. I have no time to deal with the clueless. Cheerio.
You really don’t understand. The threshold above which employers pay NI has halved to £5K, massively increasing their costs. Your lazy left wing ignorance and hatred of businesses is just embarrassing. You do realise that every single penny the govt spends is generated by the businesses you despise?
February 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
You really don’t understand. The threshold above which employers pay NI has halved to £5K, massively increasing their costs. Your lazy left wing ignorance and hatred of businesses is just embarrassing. You do realise that every single penny the govt spends is generated by the businesses you despise?
Yes and before that it was £10000, I have a client who runs a restaurant, nothing fancy, but as a result of the business hating labour budget they are trying to sell as the double whammy NI increases have added £150K to their cost of employment. Still, you carry on blindly hating all businesses.
February 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yes and before that it was £10000, I have a client who runs a restaurant, nothing fancy, but as a result of the business hating labour budget they are trying to sell as the double whammy NI increases have added £150K to their cost of employment. Still, you carry on blindly hating all businesses.
Not businesses having previously not paid NI, but a vicious destructive increase in what’s already paid, on top of unplanned for increases in business rates, energy and fuel costs, pretty much 70% increased running costs over the last 5 years, with many not having the luxury of raising their prices.
February 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Not businesses having previously not paid NI, but a vicious destructive increase in what’s already paid, on top of unplanned for increases in business rates, energy and fuel costs, pretty much 70% increased running costs over the last 5 years, with many not having the luxury of raising their prices.
No, it’s to do with tens of thousands of small to medium businesses barely hanging on, stop perpetuating the tired old trope that all business owners are evil
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
No, it’s to do with tens of thousands of small to medium businesses barely hanging on, stop perpetuating the tired old trope that all business owners are evil