David Romako
@davidromako.bsky.social
Telling cities and downtowns wtf is going on. Numbers, climate, places, and writing murder mystery parties.
…any linguists looking for a grant?
February 6, 2024 at 4:00 AM
…any linguists looking for a grant?
Portuguese is a beautiful language, but these phrases are so romantic they would sound sexy even in Spanish.
February 6, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Portuguese is a beautiful language, but these phrases are so romantic they would sound sexy even in Spanish.
Younger people are most likely to be taken in by bank scams. They’re exposed to so many new connections each day that they can’t keep up.
They’re young and not as sophisticated as they think they are.
They’re young and not as sophisticated as they think they are.
February 6, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Younger people are most likely to be taken in by bank scams. They’re exposed to so many new connections each day that they can’t keep up.
They’re young and not as sophisticated as they think they are.
They’re young and not as sophisticated as they think they are.
k but if ever there was a time to narc, someone should be over here asking questions
February 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM
k but if ever there was a time to narc, someone should be over here asking questions
And another stylist sees your mood board and slams back a shot of obscure brown hooch.
February 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
And another stylist sees your mood board and slams back a shot of obscure brown hooch.
Well they never tried *that* again
February 6, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Well they never tried *that* again
A whole generation has grown up without learning about HAARP
February 6, 2024 at 1:41 AM
A whole generation has grown up without learning about HAARP
The chatbots will only become better at believing in your invisible, wan grandchildren.
February 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
The chatbots will only become better at believing in your invisible, wan grandchildren.
madam
this is Alexander
this is Alexander
February 6, 2024 at 1:14 AM
madam
this is Alexander
this is Alexander
Out-of-context quote of the year
February 6, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Out-of-context quote of the year
birb, hang out for a moment. you never know when there’s a chorus
February 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
birb, hang out for a moment. you never know when there’s a chorus
dance break or gtfo
February 6, 2024 at 12:57 AM
dance break or gtfo
this is so wrong but you are so right
February 6, 2024 at 12:56 AM
this is so wrong but you are so right
Still a good theory, we just need more vulnerable royals to test it
February 6, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Still a good theory, we just need more vulnerable royals to test it
This would be a valuable and hysterical service when someone’s estate is just too much work
I’m a monarchist now
I’m a monarchist now
February 6, 2024 at 12:26 AM
This would be a valuable and hysterical service when someone’s estate is just too much work
I’m a monarchist now
I’m a monarchist now
Amazed he got eight minutes of exposition before
February 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Amazed he got eight minutes of exposition before
Only if they throw in the billboard
January 25, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Only if they throw in the billboard
stop making him relatable
January 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
stop making him relatable
I’m just here for the people who wore sunglasses inside asking this
January 24, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I’m just here for the people who wore sunglasses inside asking this
ten minutes after the old century
January 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
ten minutes after the old century
I think you have to tag this as an ad for the event
January 24, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I think you have to tag this as an ad for the event
oh fuck there are like six people who went to school with me how was i found?
I’m my name at gmail, say hi!
I’m my name at gmail, say hi!
January 20, 2024 at 5:10 AM
oh fuck there are like six people who went to school with me how was i found?
I’m my name at gmail, say hi!
I’m my name at gmail, say hi!