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David Ralin
@davidralin.bsky.social
juman with volvo 240 Stockholm syndrome, anarchisht, macaroni art peacenik

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There are two Pat Morrisons inside you
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
lol.
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Imagine the inner life of a 50 to 90 yo freshwater fish
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Once again
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Looks legit, just going to download both directly to c: drive
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What order do you eat a taiyaki combo?
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“There are many like it, but this Swiss Army Classic, with a blade that opens from the wrong end for any practical use, is mine.”
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Oh ok anything for an entry-level research associate buck.
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How it went, on the second day of our three-day caracois binge
October 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Baby land snails.
October 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Despite what one person I met once told me, the “n” in the name of this former restaurant is not silent.
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You don’t know me at all
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Right back at ya, champ
October 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I’m hosing a very small lizard for this very purpose.
September 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Ants: pass, roll eyes

Small white moth: pass, whatever

Unidentified black beetle: pass, please

Black fly larvae: pass with prejudice, uh-uh nope

Small earthworms: ok, actually I’ll have one

False widow spider: hell yeah gimme more right now human
September 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Let’s just agree to disagree
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Apprehensive honey bear
September 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Found this little guy hiding by the dock doors this afternoon.
September 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s coffee, technically
September 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yeah.
September 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Recylcing!
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“There’s no algorithm”
September 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Good boys get treats
September 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Trader Joe’s is always playing games
September 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is also perfect.

Geordie’s chord-wringing reached weapon-grade.
September 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM