David Porter
@davidplfc.bsky.social
Wannabe writer and human just about holding on. Let me know when it’s safe to go out.
Paul McCartney was in a car that nearly hit me as I crossed the road. Strange thing was I was listening to Wings greatest hits on my headphones.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Paul McCartney was in a car that nearly hit me as I crossed the road. Strange thing was I was listening to Wings greatest hits on my headphones.
So sorry you had to do this. Monkey cage was part of the framework of support that helps me through the day. But your departure is something I can learn from and I look forward to your next adventures. Onward!
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
So sorry you had to do this. Monkey cage was part of the framework of support that helps me through the day. But your departure is something I can learn from and I look forward to your next adventures. Onward!
Uk since I opened my Bluesky account. Looking for updates when the news forgets.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Uk since I opened my Bluesky account. Looking for updates when the news forgets.
December 7th booked
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
December 7th booked
Dench, Mirren and Julie Andrews. Over the alps one final time!
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Dench, Mirren and Julie Andrews. Over the alps one final time!
It’s the hope that kills you.
August 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It’s the hope that kills you.
Let’s just hope there are future historians.
August 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Let’s just hope there are future historians.
I don’t know how we come back from this. Our family would always go here for a cheap(ish) meal if in that there London. There are some moments in life where change abruptly hits you in the face.
July 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I don’t know how we come back from this. Our family would always go here for a cheap(ish) meal if in that there London. There are some moments in life where change abruptly hits you in the face.
Paul McCartney was in a car that nearly hit me as I crossed the road. Did not get a thumbs up!
July 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Paul McCartney was in a car that nearly hit me as I crossed the road. Did not get a thumbs up!
Banned it at the disco after our wedding. DJ still played it. Twenty years later it’s still annoying and overshadows the whole day.
July 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Banned it at the disco after our wedding. DJ still played it. Twenty years later it’s still annoying and overshadows the whole day.
Happy birthday Brian. Pop down to central London and convince everyone that Trooping the Colour is for you! Everyone should have a military parade on their birthday.
June 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Happy birthday Brian. Pop down to central London and convince everyone that Trooping the Colour is for you! Everyone should have a military parade on their birthday.
It’s getting a bit Doctor Who regeneration vibe.
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s getting a bit Doctor Who regeneration vibe.
Now I have the theme tunes bouncing around my head!
June 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Now I have the theme tunes bouncing around my head!
So sorry for your loss Simon.
May 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
So sorry for your loss Simon.
White Wine in the Sun by Tim Minchin.
April 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
White Wine in the Sun by Tim Minchin.
While I would like to say Censor, at the moment any film that shows Nazis being punched gets my vote. Also Indiana Jones should have stopped there.
April 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
While I would like to say Censor, at the moment any film that shows Nazis being punched gets my vote. Also Indiana Jones should have stopped there.
We need Bob Mortimer on here now!
March 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We need Bob Mortimer on here now!
Reposted by David Porter
Seen in early March 44 BC:
March 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Seen in early March 44 BC:
I think we should all go
February 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think we should all go
It’s the Hans Zimmer theme tune that does it.
February 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s the Hans Zimmer theme tune that does it.