Well, ILL DOUCHE is the expert on seditious behaviour...

Careful Rosie. That sort of dissembling will have you in cabinet by the end of the week!

Maybe she's angling for GB news's North American correspondent gig. This would simultaneously raise the average IQ of both the US and UK, and offer us the potential for a rabid version of John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight". It could be called "Lost, Weak, Too shite"...

"...in that we're both trying to defend the indefensible..."

The opening line to Memento II "To him, Starmer was the most successful PM in living memory, Trump was the most honest President in US history, and the benefits of Brexit were just about to appear..."

Given that he went on to "work" for the Torygraph and the SpunkTraitor, it seems that the only thing they taught him was that crayons were for writing with rather than eating...and I'm not sure that's a lesson that's benefited anyone...

I thought we'd already gone for a Burton's

Just wait till you see the Toadies and Regurgitate...oh, sorry, they're the ones you're supporting...back to your crayons...

Wait till he hears what Labour's policy is...

to get away from tossers like him?

Kitchen table? Luxury!

Well, along with Tommy Robinson's eulogy, there's a vote of confidence you really shouldn't want @torstenbell.bsky.social

So fine, wait for the full details. But let's not pretend Mahmood's feeble little brief-the-Guardian-and-the-Mail gambit is balanced in some way. It is very lurid about the bits that appeal to Nazis and very subtle about the bits that appeal to liberals.