David
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Hannah Stuelke plays a very intelligent style of basketball
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hannah Stuelke plays a very intelligent style of basketball
the Star-Spangled Banner isn't even that good a song
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the Star-Spangled Banner isn't even that good a song
playing football with a fractured fibula doesn't seem to be an ideal choice
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
playing football with a fractured fibula doesn't seem to be an ideal choice
It's Jeremiah's birthday. Don't take away his touchdown
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's Jeremiah's birthday. Don't take away his touchdown
a lot of people have something to say but nothing to add
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
a lot of people have something to say but nothing to add
Riley Moss is going to finish the season with more flags than the UN
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Riley Moss is going to finish the season with more flags than the UN
If I’m a women’s basketball coach at a big university, I’m doing everything I can to convince Kaety L’Amoreaux and Meghan Andersen to leave Fairfield and transfer to my program
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
If I’m a women’s basketball coach at a big university, I’m doing everything I can to convince Kaety L’Amoreaux and Meghan Andersen to leave Fairfield and transfer to my program
Have Nelly Korda and Caitlin Clark started officially dating yet?
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Have Nelly Korda and Caitlin Clark started officially dating yet?
we live in a society where we hold the people with the least amount of power the most accountable for their actions while those who wield the greatest share of power are able to act with impunity and never have to fear being held to account
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
we live in a society where we hold the people with the least amount of power the most accountable for their actions while those who wield the greatest share of power are able to act with impunity and never have to fear being held to account
why does the back of your head look like that?
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
why does the back of your head look like that?
Larry Summers is an incoherent writer
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Larry Summers is an incoherent writer
coworkers should be allowed to boo each other
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
coworkers should be allowed to boo each other
the NFL should award the Steelers two wins if Aaron Rodgers can produce his wife
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
the NFL should award the Steelers two wins if Aaron Rodgers can produce his wife
too many people are getting comfortable smoking indoors
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
too many people are getting comfortable smoking indoors
If he keeps running the ball the way he does, Jaxson Dart is going to end up having to get the same neck surgery Daniel Jones did
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If he keeps running the ball the way he does, Jaxson Dart is going to end up having to get the same neck surgery Daniel Jones did
the playing surface for the Patriots-Buccaneers game is an embarrassment
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the playing surface for the Patriots-Buccaneers game is an embarrassment
I don't think Tyler Shough is better than Spencer Rattler. Kellen Moore owes it to all of us to put Rattler back in the lineup
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don't think Tyler Shough is better than Spencer Rattler. Kellen Moore owes it to all of us to put Rattler back in the lineup
once again, trick plays in the NFL that do not result in touchdowns should be flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
once again, trick plays in the NFL that do not result in touchdowns should be flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct
I don't think Liverpool will be repeating as Premier League champions
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't think Liverpool will be repeating as Premier League champions
people who have their flights canceled should be able to deduct the cost from their next year's tax return
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
people who have their flights canceled should be able to deduct the cost from their next year's tax return
what's going on with La Liga teams in the Champions League?
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
what's going on with La Liga teams in the Champions League?
we need to get comfortable telling people, "I'm sure you are intelligent about a lot of things but you are incredibly stupid when it comes to this matter and the world would be better off if you erased all your current thoughts on this subject from your mind until you learn how to think correctly"
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
we need to get comfortable telling people, "I'm sure you are intelligent about a lot of things but you are incredibly stupid when it comes to this matter and the world would be better off if you erased all your current thoughts on this subject from your mind until you learn how to think correctly"
Toby Fournier is going to lead the nation again in shot attempts per touch
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Toby Fournier is going to lead the nation again in shot attempts per touch
I have still never seen Zach Ertz break a tackle
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I have still never seen Zach Ertz break a tackle
If I’m Georgia’s opponents, I wouldn’t even bother building a lead. That’ll just make it hurt even more when Georgia inevitably comes back to win
November 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If I’m Georgia’s opponents, I wouldn’t even bother building a lead. That’ll just make it hurt even more when Georgia inevitably comes back to win