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The only difference between Gilead and Trump's 'Murica is that eggs are affordable in Gilead.
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The only difference between Gilead and Trump's 'Murica is that eggs are affordable in Gilead.
45 minus 47 equals negative two, so from now on, I'm calling him "President Negative 2"
May 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
45 minus 47 equals negative two, so from now on, I'm calling him "President Negative 2"
I'm shocked that Shedeur Sanders hasn't been drafted.
The NFL has never blocked an outspoken black quarterback from the league before...
#ColinKaepernick
The NFL has never blocked an outspoken black quarterback from the league before...
#ColinKaepernick
April 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm shocked that Shedeur Sanders hasn't been drafted.
The NFL has never blocked an outspoken black quarterback from the league before...
#ColinKaepernick
The NFL has never blocked an outspoken black quarterback from the league before...
#ColinKaepernick
I hope everyone else has received their invites to the Papal Conclave Signal chat...
April 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hope everyone else has received their invites to the Papal Conclave Signal chat...
If you give up trying to negotiate peace after only two months, you have no right to claim the title, "Leader of the Free World".
April 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you give up trying to negotiate peace after only two months, you have no right to claim the title, "Leader of the Free World".
The only time the USA had a 3 term President was because THE OTHER CANDIDATE crashed the economy.
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The only time the USA had a 3 term President was because THE OTHER CANDIDATE crashed the economy.
Remember the good ol' days (*) when the US President was also the Leader of the Free World?
(*) Up until about 70 days ago
(*) Up until about 70 days ago
April 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Remember the good ol' days (*) when the US President was also the Leader of the Free World?
(*) Up until about 70 days ago
(*) Up until about 70 days ago
If Trump does try to work a loophole to have a third term as President, it will be a major test of originalist SCOTUS justices.
Because the authors of the 22nd amendment very clearly did not want someone to serve a third term via a loophole.
Because the authors of the 22nd amendment very clearly did not want someone to serve a third term via a loophole.
April 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If Trump does try to work a loophole to have a third term as President, it will be a major test of originalist SCOTUS justices.
Because the authors of the 22nd amendment very clearly did not want someone to serve a third term via a loophole.
Because the authors of the 22nd amendment very clearly did not want someone to serve a third term via a loophole.
By defunding aid for the developing world and supporting a dictator (Putin) over an elected leader (Zelenskyy)...
Trump has relinquished the title "Leader of the Free World".
He's just another world leader.
Trump has relinquished the title "Leader of the Free World".
He's just another world leader.
March 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
By defunding aid for the developing world and supporting a dictator (Putin) over an elected leader (Zelenskyy)...
Trump has relinquished the title "Leader of the Free World".
He's just another world leader.
Trump has relinquished the title "Leader of the Free World".
He's just another world leader.
SpaceX: please write down 5 things you accomplished last week to justify continued government funding.
1. Rapid
2. Unplanned
3. Disassembly
4. of
5. Starship
1. Rapid
2. Unplanned
3. Disassembly
4. of
5. Starship
March 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
SpaceX: please write down 5 things you accomplished last week to justify continued government funding.
1. Rapid
2. Unplanned
3. Disassembly
4. of
5. Starship
1. Rapid
2. Unplanned
3. Disassembly
4. of
5. Starship
MAGA won't have accomplished anything until Trump renames the language "English" as "American"...
February 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
MAGA won't have accomplished anything until Trump renames the language "English" as "American"...
Claiming that there are only two sexes or only two genders is just pure stupidity
February 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Claiming that there are only two sexes or only two genders is just pure stupidity
"Elon Musk’s Daughter Vivian ... Found Out About SIX Of Her Siblings Through The Internet" #FamilyValues
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Elon Musk’s Daughter Vivian ... Found Out About SIX Of Her Siblings Through The Internet" #FamilyValues
Check this off your bingo card:
A country in a war (Russia) and one of their allies (the Trump admin) hold peace talks to end the war without any representatives from the other side (Ukraine, Western Europe).
A country in a war (Russia) and one of their allies (the Trump admin) hold peace talks to end the war without any representatives from the other side (Ukraine, Western Europe).
February 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Check this off your bingo card:
A country in a war (Russia) and one of their allies (the Trump admin) hold peace talks to end the war without any representatives from the other side (Ukraine, Western Europe).
A country in a war (Russia) and one of their allies (the Trump admin) hold peace talks to end the war without any representatives from the other side (Ukraine, Western Europe).
It's staggering that 77 million people wanted this shit and 90 million people didn't care.
February 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It's staggering that 77 million people wanted this shit and 90 million people didn't care.
Congratulations to the new US Secretary of Polio
February 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Congratulations to the new US Secretary of Polio
Even a broken dictator is right twice a lifetime...
www.npr.org/2025/02/10/n...
www.npr.org/2025/02/10/n...
Are pennies worth it? Trump's plan to scrap them didn't come out of nowhere
President Trump isn't the first politician to call for the end of the penny — but getting rid of it may not be easy. The value of the 1-cent coin has been debated for decades.
www.npr.org
February 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Even a broken dictator is right twice a lifetime...
www.npr.org/2025/02/10/n...
www.npr.org/2025/02/10/n...
Anyone who thinks Trump has the 80+ IQ required to come up with a Gaza displacement plan needs to open their eyes to his relationship with puppet master Bibi.
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Anyone who thinks Trump has the 80+ IQ required to come up with a Gaza displacement plan needs to open their eyes to his relationship with puppet master Bibi.
I am a US voter and I don't support the tariffs on our allies Canada and Mexico.
February 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I am a US voter and I don't support the tariffs on our allies Canada and Mexico.
TIL that not all wild lions live in Africa
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiatic...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiatic...
Asiatic lion - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
TIL that not all wild lions live in Africa
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiatic...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiatic...
The earth is being fully scorched
January 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The earth is being fully scorched