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The only difference between Gilead and Trump's 'Murica is that eggs are affordable in Gilead.
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
May 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
45 minus 47 equals negative two, so from now on, I'm calling him "President Negative 2"
May 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm shocked that Shedeur Sanders hasn't been drafted.

The NFL has never blocked an outspoken black quarterback from the league before...

#ColinKaepernick
April 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
April 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I hope everyone else has received their invites to the Papal Conclave Signal chat...
April 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
April 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you give up trying to negotiate peace after only two months, you have no right to claim the title, "Leader of the Free World".
April 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The only time the USA had a 3 term President was because THE OTHER CANDIDATE crashed the economy.
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Remember the good ol' days (*) when the US President was also the Leader of the Free World?

(*) Up until about 70 days ago
April 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If Trump does try to work a loophole to have a third term as President, it will be a major test of originalist SCOTUS justices.

Because the authors of the 22nd amendment very clearly did not want someone to serve a third term via a loophole.
April 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
By defunding aid for the developing world and supporting a dictator (Putin) over an elected leader (Zelenskyy)...

Trump has relinquished the title "Leader of the Free World".

He's just another world leader.
March 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
SpaceX: please write down 5 things you accomplished last week to justify continued government funding.

1. Rapid
2. Unplanned
3. Disassembly
4. of
5. Starship
March 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
MAGA won't have accomplished anything until Trump renames the language "English" as "American"...
February 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Claiming that there are only two sexes or only two genders is just pure stupidity
Basic biology eludes her.
February 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"Elon Musk’s Daughter Vivian ... Found Out About SIX Of Her Siblings Through The Internet" #FamilyValues
February 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Check this off your bingo card:

A country in a war (Russia) and one of their allies (the Trump admin) hold peace talks to end the war without any representatives from the other side (Ukraine, Western Europe).
February 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's staggering that 77 million people wanted this shit and 90 million people didn't care.
February 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Congratulations to the new US Secretary of Polio
February 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Anyone who thinks Trump has the 80+ IQ required to come up with a Gaza displacement plan needs to open their eyes to his relationship with puppet master Bibi.
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I am a US voter and I don't support the tariffs on our allies Canada and Mexico.
February 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
TIL that not all wild lions live in Africa
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asiatic...
Asiatic lion - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The earth is being fully scorched
January 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM