Sooo... my toddler is obsessed with #robotvacuums . The music video for his debut original song "Please charge Roomba ft. Violet A" is about to drop

#Roomba Music Video 👇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnrM...

@jaclynglenn.bsky.social

The Easter bunny isn’t hiding eggs — he’s hiding pain.
🐰💔

#easter #allbymyself

The mic cable was tied to a car.
🚙 — 🎤
The couch had wheels. 🛋️ 💨
The neighbors watched me go straight towards a curb… ⚠️

#HateYourGuts is out now. #newmusic

And I do my own stunts. #dmf

open.spotify.com/album/6rINHa...

Love seat. Hate song. 💔🛋️🔥
(You’re welcome.)

I’m on a roll with releasing new songs 🛞

Well, this is the EASIEST presave link ever! open.spotify.com/prerelease/5... -- Hit it!

None of that 'login to your fb... and then it doesn't work... bs!

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Me processing my trauma in the most dramatic way possible 🎭🎸

#throwingstones #nocturna

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Panic At The Disco has been really quiet since this song dropped, js

➡️ hypeddit.com/davidmichael...

#throwingstones #dmf #originalmusic

I'M GOING ON TOUR NEXT MONTH! I'm supporting my friend @allypiper.bsky.social on 7 shows! Grab your tickets here officialdmf.com/pages/shows

Nooowwww I finally get the lyrics to this song

#tiktok

One time, I was asked to sing the THIRD VERSE of #SilentNight on #christmas … I’m Jewish and did my best to blend in undetected with these famous Mormons… how did I do?

#happyhanukkah

Glad you upgraded to a nice, jewish, non-toxic version. Oh, and this app’s pretty cool too, I guess.