David something something darkside
@davidmcwee.com
I work in security at a large tech company. I travel as much as I can afford, use sarcasm and humor a lot, and don't take myself seriously. I have 20-something years experience writing and breaking code & enterprise systems.
I'll bet the grift are:
* Schrodinger's Threat Actor - they are present and not present in your environment
* Quantium Decryption - there is no encryption other than Quantium encryption that will protect you.
* Schrodinger's Threat Actor - they are present and not present in your environment
* Quantium Decryption - there is no encryption other than Quantium encryption that will protect you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'll bet the grift are:
* Schrodinger's Threat Actor - they are present and not present in your environment
* Quantium Decryption - there is no encryption other than Quantium encryption that will protect you.
* Schrodinger's Threat Actor - they are present and not present in your environment
* Quantium Decryption - there is no encryption other than Quantium encryption that will protect you.
Claim it's updated by AI, runs on Nvidia chips, provides a Secure DNS solution, and you've got the next billion dollar security solution.
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Claim it's updated by AI, runs on Nvidia chips, provides a Secure DNS solution, and you've got the next billion dollar security solution.
We don't want to blow up the moon, we just need to destroy the AI swarm (which invented autism & woke mind virus) living inside of the moon siphoning off the white dwarf, also hidden inside the moon, before it destabilizes moons orbit and it crashes into earth. I saw it on TV so it's true.
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We don't want to blow up the moon, we just need to destroy the AI swarm (which invented autism & woke mind virus) living inside of the moon siphoning off the white dwarf, also hidden inside the moon, before it destabilizes moons orbit and it crashes into earth. I saw it on TV so it's true.
Ross: Bank left, bank left, bank left.
Chandler: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Chandler: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Ross: Bank left, bank left, bank left.
Chandler: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Chandler: Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Amsterdam's pancake game is next level.
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Amsterdam's pancake game is next level.
We all know it's NEVER the network...
<whisper voice>
... It was the network...
<whisper voice>
... It was the network...
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We all know it's NEVER the network...
<whisper voice>
... It was the network...
<whisper voice>
... It was the network...
So often the statements about what the opposition is claimed to be doing is a reflection of what the complainers are actually doing or want to do.
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
So often the statements about what the opposition is claimed to be doing is a reflection of what the complainers are actually doing or want to do.
Ironically they were there for the annual 'Preventing sexual harassment in the workplace' seminar.
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ironically they were there for the annual 'Preventing sexual harassment in the workplace' seminar.
They are all 6'3 and 224 according to WH Medical staff.
October 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
They are all 6'3 and 224 according to WH Medical staff.
Better argument would be: Can you tell me your bank so I can call their customer support line and ask for a password reset?
At least you would be playing with higher odds of success.
At least you would be playing with higher odds of success.
October 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Better argument would be: Can you tell me your bank so I can call their customer support line and ask for a password reset?
At least you would be playing with higher odds of success.
At least you would be playing with higher odds of success.