David McCarter
@davidmccarter.bsky.social
Engineer, Geek, Musician, Photographer, Writer, Californian (now in Texas) – This is my soapbox, so follow at your own risk! 🚀🛠🎶📸
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I predicted it perfectly — on Wednesday, #Texas went from “melting your face off” to “why is my heater broken?” weather. It’s official: Texas doesn’t have four seasons, it has two settings — Hot and Not.
#TexasWeather
#TexasWeather
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I predicted it perfectly — on Wednesday, #Texas went from “melting your face off” to “why is my heater broken?” weather. It’s official: Texas doesn’t have four seasons, it has two settings — Hot and Not.
#TexasWeather
#TexasWeather
Next on my “ads every hour” blacklist: #Trivago. Same commercial on repeat all year—mind-numbing. If the service were as good as the ads are relentless, maybe I’d try it. Until then: hard pass.
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Next on my “ads every hour” blacklist: #Trivago. Same commercial on repeat all year—mind-numbing. If the service were as good as the ads are relentless, maybe I’d try it. Until then: hard pass.
@microsoft-copilot.bsky.social can you please create more descriptive names other than "Copilot_20251028_065029.png" like ChatGPT Sora does when downloading generated images? I really appreciate any help you can provide.
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
@microsoft-copilot.bsky.social can you please create more descriptive names other than "Copilot_20251028_065029.png" like ChatGPT Sora does when downloading generated images? I really appreciate any help you can provide.
I live by this rule: “Good products and services don’t need constant advertising.” If a company has to shout their name every few minutes, maybe the quality isn’t loud enough on its own.
#RedFin
#RedFin
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I live by this rule: “Good products and services don’t need constant advertising.” If a company has to shout their name every few minutes, maybe the quality isn’t loud enough on its own.
#RedFin
#RedFin
Tip: If the government shuts down and your paycheck stops, don’t keep working for free. There’s no guarantee you’ll be paid later. I learned this the hard way—one company even stopped paying our health insurance without telling us… while I was in surgery. Always protect yourself first. 💡
#Tip
#Tip
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tip: If the government shuts down and your paycheck stops, don’t keep working for free. There’s no guarantee you’ll be paid later. I learned this the hard way—one company even stopped paying our health insurance without telling us… while I was in surgery. Always protect yourself first. 💡
#Tip
#Tip
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October 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Who built my dream house?🎸🔊
September 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Who built my dream house?🎸🔊
Ban Disney, ABC, CBS, and everything Sinclair owns!
September 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ban Disney, ABC, CBS, and everything Sinclair owns!
Disney, ABC, CBS—you’ve lost me for good. Stop trampling the First Amendment to prop up power and profit. Until you choose free speech over control, I’m done.
@cbsnews.com
@cbsnews.com
September 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Disney, ABC, CBS—you’ve lost me for good. Stop trampling the First Amendment to prop up power and profit. Until you choose free speech over control, I’m done.
@cbsnews.com
@cbsnews.com
If I were President, my first executive order would be to ban stores from selling holiday junk 2–4 months early. Halloween candy in August? Christmas trees in September? Sorry, greedy corporations—do your time like the rest of us! 🎃🎄😡
September 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If I were President, my first executive order would be to ban stores from selling holiday junk 2–4 months early. Halloween candy in August? Christmas trees in September? Sorry, greedy corporations—do your time like the rest of us! 🎃🎄😡
Plot twist: The universe isn’t against me… it’s just very consistent. 🤦♂️
If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!
#MemeLife #UnluckyDay
If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!
#MemeLife #UnluckyDay
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Plot twist: The universe isn’t against me… it’s just very consistent. 🤦♂️
If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!
#MemeLife #UnluckyDay
If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!
#MemeLife #UnluckyDay
This Is It
This is your life.
No rewinds. No do-overs.
Make it count with the time you have.
bit.ly/ThisIsItTShirt
#ThisIsIt #Life
This is your life.
No rewinds. No do-overs.
Make it count with the time you have.
bit.ly/ThisIsItTShirt
#ThisIsIt #Life
September 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This Is It
This is your life.
No rewinds. No do-overs.
Make it count with the time you have.
bit.ly/ThisIsItTShirt
#ThisIsIt #Life
This is your life.
No rewinds. No do-overs.
Make it count with the time you have.
bit.ly/ThisIsItTShirt
#ThisIsIt #Life
Make a statement with the Politicus Corruptus T-Shirt! Now available – wear it to your next political event and rock the text written in Trump’s very own handwriting. Stand up, speak out, and let’s demand change! Get yours now: bit.ly/PoliticusCor...
September 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Make a statement with the Politicus Corruptus T-Shirt! Now available – wear it to your next political event and rock the text written in Trump’s very own handwriting. Stand up, speak out, and let’s demand change! Get yours now: bit.ly/PoliticusCor...
August 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My very first sunflower is blooming! 🌻😀
August 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My very first sunflower is blooming! 🌻😀
If I owned a bar, the first thing I’d install is a cell phone jammer. Not for the vibes—just so people would remember how to use their mouths for talking instead of scrolling. 🍻
August 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If I owned a bar, the first thing I’d install is a cell phone jammer. Not for the vibes—just so people would remember how to use their mouths for talking instead of scrolling. 🍻
When I was a kid, parents didn’t chauffeur us to school like Uber drivers. We had these amazing things called legs (or bikes). And guess what? Nobody got abducted—except maybe by common sense.
August 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
When I was a kid, parents didn’t chauffeur us to school like Uber drivers. We had these amazing things called legs (or bikes). And guess what? Nobody got abducted—except maybe by common sense.
Murder Robot (on Apple TV) is correct, humans are stupid! 😆
August 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Murder Robot (on Apple TV) is correct, humans are stupid! 😆