David Mazzie
@davidmazzie.bsky.social
Musician, educator (retired), bon vivant, unindicted co-conspirator. Former Flatlander living amongst the 🧀heads. 💙 through and through. 🌈 ally. Pro- Choice. 🚫 DMs unless you ask in the common area first. I stand with Ukraine.
Which costume should I wear?
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Which costume should I wear?
So, does this allow us to see what Selena Gomez tastes like?
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So, does this allow us to see what Selena Gomez tastes like?
Kind of makes you regret saying this, doesn't it?
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Kind of makes you regret saying this, doesn't it?
Pictures from war torn Waterown, WI.
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pictures from war torn Waterown, WI.
All dressed up for ##NoKingsWatertown.
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
All dressed up for ##NoKingsWatertown.
Me and the daughter at the Miller High Life Theater to see Taylor Tomlinson.
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me and the daughter at the Miller High Life Theater to see Taylor Tomlinson.
Let's not forget the cruel, ignorant, pathologically dishonest, conspiratorial monsters who got him into the White House in the first place, Joey.
September 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Let's not forget the cruel, ignorant, pathologically dishonest, conspiratorial monsters who got him into the White House in the first place, Joey.
Apparently, when one goes to a county fair, one must have deep-fried Oreos.
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Apparently, when one goes to a county fair, one must have deep-fried Oreos.
And you were right with him the first time, Joey.
August 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
And you were right with him the first time, Joey.
What a relaxing view! Good morning, one and all. It is a beautiful day here in Wisconsin, and I am enjoying being lazy in bed and getting some cat therapy from these two goofs.
August 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What a relaxing view! Good morning, one and all. It is a beautiful day here in Wisconsin, and I am enjoying being lazy in bed and getting some cat therapy from these two goofs.
Off to cause good trouble.
July 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Off to cause good trouble.
Well, there was the whole "Tan Suit Scandal." I'm surprised that didn't bring down the presidency.
July 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Well, there was the whole "Tan Suit Scandal." I'm surprised that didn't bring down the presidency.
The Potato Head who became a real live boy needs to shut the fuck up.
June 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Potato Head who became a real live boy needs to shut the fuck up.
Apparently, retirement agrees with me.
June 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Apparently, retirement agrees with me.
If Genital Warts became a real live boy.
June 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If Genital Warts became a real live boy.
Terry Moran went to the same high as I did (not at the same time)
I stand with Moran.
I stand with Moran.
June 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Terry Moran went to the same high as I did (not at the same time)
I stand with Moran.
I stand with Moran.
I figured she'd eat it raw, like most cloven hooved creatures.
June 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I figured she'd eat it raw, like most cloven hooved creatures.
At 11:10 AM, 63 years ago today, Ruth Mazzie gave birth to a legend.
It's been all downhill from there.
It's been all downhill from there.
May 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
At 11:10 AM, 63 years ago today, Ruth Mazzie gave birth to a legend.
It's been all downhill from there.
It's been all downhill from there.
Obvious distraction of his constant grifting and corruption aside, does Lord Dampnut really have room to criticize someone else's complexion? Seriously, he's only a few years older than Springsteen.
May 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Obvious distraction of his constant grifting and corruption aside, does Lord Dampnut really have room to criticize someone else's complexion? Seriously, he's only a few years older than Springsteen.