The Hard 17
davidmarchorn.bsky.social
The Hard 17
@davidmarchorn.bsky.social
I teach value investing and short selling. Yes, it's possible to be that cool.
Wut
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Taking the robot dog for a walk when Twitter is down…
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Modern headlights are too bright.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So the Patriots only face two more real opponents (Bills and Ravens), are tied as favorites to get a bye (+210), and the AFC is wide open...and they're still 20:1 to win the Super Bowl?
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Called it
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So the beginning of "Actually Romantic" is basically "Where is My Mind" by The Pixies.
October 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@chancethelawyer.bsky.social I was listening to an old "Risk of Ruin" podcast today and heard you re the Twitter buyout! Ah, the good old days.
August 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This summer, my family is trying every flavor in the local ice cream shop.

I buy a large cup and we portion it out at home.

Everyone has to rate each flavor on a scale of 1-10, and give tasting notes. We calculate the average rating to compare flavors.

It's a blast and an incredibly high roic.
July 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Happy July 4th.

Remember, it's your duty to correct people when they call a cookout a "BBQ."

Be the change you want to see.
July 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My kid is watching the Simpsons so she now understands all of the memes I used to post before logging on made me sad and angry.
June 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by The Hard 17
June 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Where my SOTP people at
Don't look now but Waymo's had 708,000 paid driverless rides in California in March. Data: @californiapuc.bsky.social
May 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
HOLD ON I NEED TO CHECK THE APP THAT MAKES ME SAD AND MAD
May 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do you wash dishes:

1) In an empty sink with the dishes on the side, giving you full range of motion or

2) In a sink full of dishes, like a monster?
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Buy The Dip
YouTube video by Gerald Pontificus
youtu.be
May 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Um....
May 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
May 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Excited to add "things that worked for decades are just broken" to "weather" as reasons your flight might be canceled.
May 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We would totally elect Prince Humperdinck to high office.
May 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are people still paying ridiculous amounts of money for jpegs of cartoon apes?
May 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
May 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Pour one out for the American Girl Doll accessories amiright?
April 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My kids had about 40 Easter eggs each containing six jelly beans...the perfect number for me to grab and eat when I'm nearby.

Unfortunately, I'm nearby a lot.

Now I'm at the point of no return so I think I have to 1) finish them 2) explain that jellybeans can spoil 2b) faster than you think.
April 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
And if everyone btfd then there's no market signal that's it's bad policy, thereby intensifying the crisis. Correct?
Any pain in inventories will eventually be resolved and that dip will be bought so btfd now. Do I have this right?
April 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Any pain in inventories will eventually be resolved and that dip will be bought so btfd now. Do I have this right?
April 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM