David Lambert
@davidlambert.bsky.social
Entrepreneur, European, South Londoner, (tired) father of 3 boys, refugee from the other place
He'd prefer some gammon, surely?
a man with glasses is sitting in front of a screen that says bbcqt
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November 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He'd prefer some gammon, surely?
We could bus them in on the National Express
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
We could bus them in on the National Express
As someone with 3 children Stephen, I can confirm that it is an excessive number
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As someone with 3 children Stephen, I can confirm that it is an excessive number
Every 13 years, forever
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Every 13 years, forever
I'm fine, I just had a couple of drinks, don't touch me, DON'T TOUCH ME!
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm fine, I just had a couple of drinks, don't touch me, DON'T TOUCH ME!
That's actually Welsh on the back of their uniforms. It translates as 'AI slop'
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
That's actually Welsh on the back of their uniforms. It translates as 'AI slop'
If they made this movie now, you know Regina would 💯 be maga
a close up of a woman 's face with the words so mean written on it
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October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If they made this movie now, you know Regina would 💯 be maga
Nature's SmartWater
October 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Nature's SmartWater
TFW you go out for an evening at a bar with your friends and arrive only to discover it closed down the day before
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
G-A-Y Bar to close as Old Compton Street 'has lost LGBT identity'
Owner Jeremy Joseph says it is
www.bbc.co.uk
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
TFW you go out for an evening at a bar with your friends and arrive only to discover it closed down the day before
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Reported and blocked. Get fucked dickhead
October 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reported and blocked. Get fucked dickhead
A floating racist is the best kind of racist. Preferably face-down...
September 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A floating racist is the best kind of racist. Preferably face-down...
Putin's Eurovision is of a continent controlled directly from Moscow
August 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Putin's Eurovision is of a continent controlled directly from Moscow
Tbf if there's one guy who knows how to rig an election...
August 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Tbf if there's one guy who knows how to rig an election...
That's probably true. Tbf I wouldn't be surprised if Grok ends up with a frontbench role when Jenrick takes over the leadership next year
August 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That's probably true. Tbf I wouldn't be surprised if Grok ends up with a frontbench role when Jenrick takes over the leadership next year
How sure are we that Chris Philp hasn't been replaced by AI?
August 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
How sure are we that Chris Philp hasn't been replaced by AI?
