Leftist Gorilla
@davidjpullman.bsky.social
Person. Gardener. Budding surfer. Public Defender. Outraged American. Dog Lover. Humans not so much. Nonconformist. Contrarian.
Which would be better for the US: Take the jobs away from one million government employees and thereby save less than $100 billion while causing massive downstream harm OR seize $100 billion from Elon Musk, leaving him with approximately $300 billion in wealth?
February 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Which would be better for the US: Take the jobs away from one million government employees and thereby save less than $100 billion while causing massive downstream harm OR seize $100 billion from Elon Musk, leaving him with approximately $300 billion in wealth?
@sarahsilverman.bsky.social You're coming to Maui! Can I take you out kayaking to commune with whales? It will totally not suck. Not suck in the least. It might suck less than anything else you've ever done. I also don't suck. In the least. I'm one of your top thousand fans on Maui!
February 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
@sarahsilverman.bsky.social You're coming to Maui! Can I take you out kayaking to commune with whales? It will totally not suck. Not suck in the least. It might suck less than anything else you've ever done. I also don't suck. In the least. I'm one of your top thousand fans on Maui!
The DOGE website has transformed from a blank black page to a pathetic looking blog with a handful of gaslighting entries that all link to tweets on X. They also have applications for positions at DOGE. I submitted mine. I suggest you all do the same.
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The DOGE website has transformed from a blank black page to a pathetic looking blog with a handful of gaslighting entries that all link to tweets on X. They also have applications for positions at DOGE. I submitted mine. I suggest you all do the same.
February 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Anyone who created D(on Jr.) E(ric) I(vanka) should be imprisoned!
February 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Anyone who created D(on Jr.) E(ric) I(vanka) should be imprisoned!
Everyone hates lawyers. But, lawyers will do more to counter the Trump/Musk agenda than any other profession, including politicians of any party. Everyone hates the media. But, journalists will do the second most to counter the Trump/Musk agenda of all the other professions.
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Everyone hates lawyers. But, lawyers will do more to counter the Trump/Musk agenda than any other profession, including politicians of any party. Everyone hates the media. But, journalists will do the second most to counter the Trump/Musk agenda of all the other professions.
Trump's ego trump's everything else. If we want the Muskrat infestation exterminated from the White House, we should exploit that. I'm gonna mail a copy of this Time magazine cover to the White House every week, addressed to President Musk).
February 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Trump's ego trump's everything else. If we want the Muskrat infestation exterminated from the White House, we should exploit that. I'm gonna mail a copy of this Time magazine cover to the White House every week, addressed to President Musk).
I just found the motherlode! At least $400 billion of total fraud and waste.
February 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I just found the motherlode! At least $400 billion of total fraud and waste.
I'm not generally pro-assassination. But, I believe one person is particularly worthy of assassination. Let's just say a LOT of kids would inherit a LOT of money. Luigi got the wrong guy.
February 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm not generally pro-assassination. But, I believe one person is particularly worthy of assassination. Let's just say a LOT of kids would inherit a LOT of money. Luigi got the wrong guy.
Trump crimes in public with Supreme immunity.
Musk begs his pardon to act with impunity.
They're bullying on the transgender community.
Luigi should seize on the next opportunity.
Musk begs his pardon to act with impunity.
They're bullying on the transgender community.
Luigi should seize on the next opportunity.
February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Trump crimes in public with Supreme immunity.
Musk begs his pardon to act with impunity.
They're bullying on the transgender community.
Luigi should seize on the next opportunity.
Musk begs his pardon to act with impunity.
They're bullying on the transgender community.
Luigi should seize on the next opportunity.
Jeez, every day is so full. What will be on tomorrow's episode of Elon and Felon?
February 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Jeez, every day is so full. What will be on tomorrow's episode of Elon and Felon?
Don't pay taxes til they exterminate the Muskrats from the Treasury. They can't prosecute us all, they fired the prosecutors. Declare max dependents cause we're supporting children in the whitehouse. Or send an IOU and pay when there's an adult in the room. Defund the Gestapo!
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February 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Don't pay taxes til they exterminate the Muskrats from the Treasury. They can't prosecute us all, they fired the prosecutors. Declare max dependents cause we're supporting children in the whitehouse. Or send an IOU and pay when there's an adult in the room. Defund the Gestapo!
Tesla owners, I'm giving you six months to sell before I start defecating on every parked Tesla I see. Help me with a name for this campaign. Turds for Tesla? Evacuate on Elon? Butt Musk?
February 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tesla owners, I'm giving you six months to sell before I start defecating on every parked Tesla I see. Help me with a name for this campaign. Turds for Tesla? Evacuate on Elon? Butt Musk?
If there were an undocumented workers union, this would be a great time to go on strike. Show America just how dependent our economy is on their labor until they're begging for the deportations to stop and the "illegals" to get back to work. Other unions could strike in solidarity. Fuck Maga!
January 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If there were an undocumented workers union, this would be a great time to go on strike. Show America just how dependent our economy is on their labor until they're begging for the deportations to stop and the "illegals" to get back to work. Other unions could strike in solidarity. Fuck Maga!
If a post falls on bluesky and not a single person notices, does it even make a sound?
January 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If a post falls on bluesky and not a single person notices, does it even make a sound?
Fuck you ICE, go back to Iceland!
January 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fuck you ICE, go back to Iceland!
I'm really angry about what Donald Trump has done to the price of eggs! Time to storm something and defecate in unusual places.
January 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm really angry about what Donald Trump has done to the price of eggs! Time to storm something and defecate in unusual places.
Sorry partisan conformists, but Biden taking credit for the ceasefire is as delusional as him thinking he could've won the election. He had a year to get it done. Netanyahu walked all over him. Bullies only respond to bigger bullies. Trump (the schmuck) gets the credit. Cope.
January 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sorry partisan conformists, but Biden taking credit for the ceasefire is as delusional as him thinking he could've won the election. He had a year to get it done. Netanyahu walked all over him. Bullies only respond to bigger bullies. Trump (the schmuck) gets the credit. Cope.
If a random person sends me a text message that says “hello,” I immediately delete. But if they send me a random dick pic, I hit “delete and report junk.”
January 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If a random person sends me a text message that says “hello,” I immediately delete. But if they send me a random dick pic, I hit “delete and report junk.”
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It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 PM
It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.
Corrupt Trump Attorney Pam Bondi was always the real Attorney General nominee. Trump new she was too dirty to be the AG, so he threw out the nomination of Matt Gaetz to make her look acceptable in contrast. Typical mental manipulation of the masses and it will probably work.
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Corrupt Trump Attorney Pam Bondi was always the real Attorney General nominee. Trump new she was too dirty to be the AG, so he threw out the nomination of Matt Gaetz to make her look acceptable in contrast. Typical mental manipulation of the masses and it will probably work.
Trump nominated Matt Gaetz to shift the Overton Window so that Tulsi Gabbard, RFK, Jr. etc. don't seem so extreme. All three (and more) are far too extreme/unqualified/crazy, but they're not Matt Gaetz, and now a dangerous freak like Mike Huckabee won't be scrutinized at all.
November 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Trump nominated Matt Gaetz to shift the Overton Window so that Tulsi Gabbard, RFK, Jr. etc. don't seem so extreme. All three (and more) are far too extreme/unqualified/crazy, but they're not Matt Gaetz, and now a dangerous freak like Mike Huckabee won't be scrutinized at all.
And the nominee for Secretary of Henhouse is..................Fox!
November 14, 2024 at 3:16 AM
And the nominee for Secretary of Henhouse is..................Fox!