Reckon I can bump that up to top 30 if I wear a bodycam on Saturday - my uncles have decided to change the pre-match pint venue for some unknown reason. Goodness knows where they're going to come up with.

I found myself stood behind him in the queue for food at Old Trafford a while back. Years ago I was stood at a bar in Scotland next to the actual JS. I can confirm both managed to be obnoxious arseholes in the short time I was in their vicinity.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A TV critic"
"Is that because you love the medium?"
"No, I find the vast majority of programmes DESPICABLY BLAND and want to make sure everyone knows I'm better than them should they decide something 'isn't too bad, perfectly pleasant actually'. MORONS."

End of level challenge as you help Bob make his own fucking tea.

An inhumane equivalent of "Vote Labour to save the NHS from Tory plans to get rid of it. By getting rid of it first we aim to prevent them from getting rid of it."

With the only democratic protection a mentally unstable mayor, the path is clear for this absolute danger to send everyone down a very worrying path

I spent the first hour trying to convince myself I might like it. Gave up when a piece of apparently serious dialogue made me laugh out loud.

Definitely interested but can't DM as I haven't gone through the Bluesky Age Verification process...can I drop you a line via your website like in days of yore?

That series was first shown when I was 8 years old and I still can't think of any TV character that generated in me as much hatred as he did.

Only Ronnie Corbett's mum in Sorry comes close.

Guy over the road has had one of his cars parked outside my house for months. Doesn't bother me but I might get John McGinn round to shift it.