Shove me off of this mountain thanks

huh

this is where I post from

@profanity.accountant

the theory of relativity doesn't apply to washing machines, like it could say 15 minutes left but it's actually somewhere between 20 mins and 3 business days, the time dilation is crazy

Well lads, I'm gonna resign from my position as CEO of Germany. Effective immediately

I had a good run

If I had a nickel for every time I have been threatened with physical violence by @shenpai.gay when I ask her about Birdhaven Chapter 3, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't much, but I live in constant fear that each nickel might be my last...

What if I ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ and then I ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wouldn't that be awesome?

I'm a simple man with a simple dream

"I asked Chat GPT" well I asked RTGame and he said they used to call him The Drift King back in college. Share to save a life

I've been rewatching the BBC Sherlock show...

I really didn't remember it being THIS campy.

"Alright Benedict, you're gonna move your hands and head around.
Just pretend you are using a computer in your mind and we'll add the rest in post."

AND OH BOY DID THEY ADD THE REST IN POST

Why are my favourite creators planning to fucking kill me?!
#rtgame #shenpai

Shen hates me :(

Why wouldn't she wanna do the 𝑻𝑶𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑭𝑼𝑵 Password Game experience?

Call me the CEO of Delusion the way I gaslight myself into unrealistic expectations