Dave
@davidhorlock6.bsky.social
When I went to work with my dad as a kid it was always vimto from the sandwich van for me
January 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When I went to work with my dad as a kid it was always vimto from the sandwich van for me
I'd forgotten about spinerette
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I'd forgotten about spinerette
Vimto is king of cans
January 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Vimto is king of cans
If America had butter as good as we do here you'd have to lock it up too
January 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If America had butter as good as we do here you'd have to lock it up too
And right up until then he's out the back of the school for the blind following the students about.
January 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
And right up until then he's out the back of the school for the blind following the students about.
Smells like spiced rum, tastes like sick.
December 17, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Smells like spiced rum, tastes like sick.
If Elvis liked them this way he'd still be alive
December 15, 2024 at 9:50 AM
If Elvis liked them this way he'd still be alive
But you can eat your lunch off the shelf at the same time
December 14, 2024 at 6:56 PM
But you can eat your lunch off the shelf at the same time
My wife is Spanish and they do them when they're babies. She was always moaning her God daughters didn't have them done straight away.
Pretty sure if we had a daughter her ears would be pierced before the shoulders are even out.
Pretty sure if we had a daughter her ears would be pierced before the shoulders are even out.
December 14, 2024 at 6:24 PM
My wife is Spanish and they do them when they're babies. She was always moaning her God daughters didn't have them done straight away.
Pretty sure if we had a daughter her ears would be pierced before the shoulders are even out.
Pretty sure if we had a daughter her ears would be pierced before the shoulders are even out.
The royal family are the billionaires
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The royal family are the billionaires
Egg Wallace from Harry hill?
December 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Egg Wallace from Harry hill?
They taste better room temperature though.
I've become one of them.
I've become one of them.
December 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
They taste better room temperature though.
I've become one of them.
I've become one of them.
Is fomo the reason you go to everything?
December 13, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Is fomo the reason you go to everything?
The far right is always full of nonces
December 13, 2024 at 9:48 AM
The far right is always full of nonces
Love when people who work 3 hours a day behind a desk give nutrition tips.
December 12, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Love when people who work 3 hours a day behind a desk give nutrition tips.
During COVID my borough was the only one to increase pollution because every dickhead started having a bonfire or using a log burner.
December 12, 2024 at 10:46 AM
During COVID my borough was the only one to increase pollution because every dickhead started having a bonfire or using a log burner.
Don't mind kale until you find yourself munching through an enormous stick, then I remember why I don't eat it often.
December 12, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Don't mind kale until you find yourself munching through an enormous stick, then I remember why I don't eat it often.
My local library still does 10p pages and can do them straight from my phone
December 11, 2024 at 3:18 PM
My local library still does 10p pages and can do them straight from my phone
Past tense because they died of shame?
December 11, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Past tense because they died of shame?
Pity the poor people who asked him for plums down the market
December 10, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Pity the poor people who asked him for plums down the market
Meredith Brooks approves this post
December 10, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Meredith Brooks approves this post
It's bad enough when people like Anderson think they fought in world war 2. Now he wants to ride his great great grandad's coattails
December 9, 2024 at 8:07 PM
It's bad enough when people like Anderson think they fought in world war 2. Now he wants to ride his great great grandad's coattails